| 4/4/2008 3:10:06 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
hartfullofscars
Mooresville, IN
age: 55
| Fourteen reasons men have more than one dog and not more
than one wife
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see
you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's
name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog - they're ready to go
24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died,
would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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| 4/4/2008 6:39:28 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
judit06061957
Big Stone Gap, VA
age: 51
| Oh, God!!! You're cracking me up this morning... Thanks soooo much for that!!! I just got thru having me a good cry and then I read this and you cheer me up.
Have a GREAT weekend.
Sincerely,
Jan
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| 4/4/2008 7:28:17 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| 15. You don't have to worry about the mailman messing around with your dog while you're at work.
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| 4/4/2008 7:30:55 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
ru2timid
Rockford, IL
age: 46
| Well alright then:
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-- Edward Abbey
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
-- Unknown
Smile!
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| 4/4/2008 7:31:14 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53
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now we know why UPS keeps there people on a time schedule 
 hart
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| 4/4/2008 12:11:41 PM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
hartfullofscars
Mooresville, IN
age: 55
| "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-- Edward Abbey
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| 4/4/2008 2:46:21 PM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
musicnmore
Huntsville, AL
age: 47
| LMAOOO! True brother! So true.
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| 4/4/2008 2:54:00 PM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
lionessleo1965
Durham, NC
age: 42
| dogs are better than husbands you can cuddle them anytime and never hear mover the game is on
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| 4/5/2008 6:38:03 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
lcarln
Shreveport, LA
age: 57
| If you really want to find outwhich one is your best friend, lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you open it which one will be the happiest to see you?
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| 4/6/2008 6:17:58 AM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
sugaranspice74
Sneedville, TN
age: 47
| Hey Hart I liked it all but I really agree with #5. Some people the only way to shut them up is to raise your voice so you can put your 2 cents in.Always  for you. The way I see it if a man wants to raise his voice to me it showes backbone.
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| 4/6/2008 1:00:41 PM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
photo_guy101
Berlin, NJ
age: 26
| Reminds of one.....
If your dog is barking at the back door, and your wife at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog...and least he will be quiet when you finally let him in.
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| 4/6/2008 4:29:26 PM | Why Dogs are better then Wifes | |
honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
| FUNNY..........AND TRUE.........
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