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4/6/2008 7:25:15 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying 'F*** YOU' !

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.

This is so true............what do u think guys????

4/6/2008 7:28:06 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

thebestman
Alpharetta, GA
age: 34

Been posted like 100 times already

4/6/2008 7:28:49 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

8ucute
South Lyon, MI
age: 44

I like # 4,, and # 8

so guilty..

4/19/2008 7:17:16 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

gardenartist
Wappingers Falls, NY
age: 49

I am a true #8....Men really should read this and print it out and memorize it. There would be so less frustration with Mars and Venus.

4/19/2008 7:25:32 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

homesteder
Red Deer, AB
age: 43

I would like to know what...it doesnt matter means?

4/19/2008 7:46:28 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

drumrman
Belmont, MA
age: 43

bestman, everytime thay post this list, they always forget this little nugget.

i'll think about it.

translation = NO FN WAY!!!!



4/19/2008 8:01:10 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 
muffycakes
Chanhassen, MN
age: 26

I love it!

4/19/2008 8:05:57 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

harley9482
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 25

not always true, but entertaining none the less

4/19/2008 8:15:32 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 
nightrun
East Wenatchee, WA
age: 43

OK. maybe not always. But to a man, if he's smart, those words are HUGE RED FLAG warnings signs (with sirens). Caution danger ahead, altering course is best course of action.



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4/19/2008 8:37:18 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 
brendaj
Savannah, GA
age: 45

It takes a lot to get me mad, but if I get to the "whatever" point, yep it's definitely, Back Off time.

4/19/2008 8:50:59 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

forestrose
Calgary, AB
age: 55

Very guilty of Fine, Nothing, and Whatever!
My whatever is usually interchangeable with "you've had your run, now bye=bye".


Homesteader: same as Fine or Whatever, depending on severity of faux pas.



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4/19/2008 8:54:20 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 
starprincess88
Antelope, CA
age: 19

Yea now the man in my house needs to figure this shit out!

4/19/2008 9:08:20 PMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 

forestrose
Calgary, AB
age: 55

Star: copy, paste, print, post!

Don't forget, that while these are true, this post is probably meant in jest.
It really isn't fair to use these terms as primary communication.
These words can be used to 'buy time', but always go back afterwards
to discuss the situation openly, honestly, upfront.

I think another one that could be added is: slap upside the head, meaning "you really oughta know better!"




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4/20/2008 3:20:33 AMAdvice for the Men.......9 words women use.....LOL 
fryyyy
North Kingstown, RI
age: 49

I thought it educational and interesting.

thankx