jlf294u
Peoria, IL
age: 29
| A guy walks into a bar and sees a fellow with a really small head, he politely ask the guy if his small head was from a birth defect. Small head guy responds: no in world war two my ship was torpedoed and I was stranded on a small island. While there I met a mermaid who said she will grant me three wishes. My first wish was to be rescued, she told me help is on the way. My second wish was for all the money I could spend,she told me it will be done. For my third wish I asked to have sex with her, she told me mermaids can not have sex, so in response I said how about a little head instead?
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venussmiles
Jacksonville Beach, FL
age: 52
| Guess it could've been worse - she might have made the other one smaller. 
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onelife2live
Janesville, WI
age: 43
| Could of been worse..he could of wished for alot of head..
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