liteguy
Scranton, PA
age: 51
| Top 35 Oxymorons
35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline Food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt Head
19. Military Intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. "Now, then ..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct Life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
| This was too funny 
Loved it
My kid always gets on to me for saying
Same difference
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
| good ones, lite!
how about "pretty ugly"...
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liteguy
Scranton, PA
age: 51
| ok feel free to add ur own ! didn't say it was a full list !  
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liteguy
Scranton, PA
age: 51
| nobody else has anything to add here ????????
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the_infamous1
Ridgeville, SC
age: 33
| there are alot more than 35 morons on here 
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waytogo51
Prairie Grove, AR
age: 51
| And Infamous would know.
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fourbars
Alva, OK
age: 22
| how about the biggest one i was taught in highschool....
"no hablo espanol"
you just said you dont speak spanish...but you said it in spanish...
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your_sweetie
Yuba City, CA
age: 49
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45
| how bout, "six of one - half a dozen of the other"
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