hlspeaches
Battle Creek, MI
age: 34
| Young man at work is tired of the same thing day in and day out. He wants to enjoy his day so it goes by nicely and quick. He sees his boss come in day after day with a smile on his face and is in a good mood throughout the day. He wonders how it's possible. One day he decides he needs to know his boss' secret and asked him."How do you make it in to work with a smile and manage to keep it all day. You look so happy." His boss looks at him and pulls him to the side. "If you really want to know, I'll tell ya. I get sex from my wife every morning and that keeps me smiling all day."
The young man looks amazed."How do you get your wife to have sex every morning. I'd love it if my wife would do that."
His boss decides to tell him his secret."Every morning I whisper "Blonde hair,Blonde hair, eyes so blue, won't you roll over and let me make love to you?"
The young man looks and says "are you sure that'll work? sounds kinda corny!"
"Trust me" the boss says. "Go home and try that in the morning. It'll work"
The next day the young man comes in with a huge black eye. His boss has to ask him, "what in the world happened? Didn't you do what I said to do?"
"I did what you said. Not only did I not get sex but I have to walk around with a black eye."
"What exactly did you say to her?" the boss asked.
"Knappy head, knappy head, eyes like a hog, won't you roll over and let me f*ck you like a dog."
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sxycosmo
Mc Donald, TN
age: 25
| There's a pair of black eyes, a fat lip, and a busted nose waiting to happen!!! ROFL
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