| 4/12/2008 2:06:21 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | | 
forestrose
Calgary, AB
age: 55
| My body gets older. Never having been vain, I can accept that. I have tolerated getting facial hair,
and the requsite painful waxing. Each time I buy a new bra, it requires ever more reinforcement - what's next...rebar?
My memory is poor, and my mind completely goes who knows where sometimes, leaving me sitting looking stupid, unable to collect my thoughts, because they are..well..gone for a spell. My teeth are still ok, except I hear the rumblings - they are talking retirement.
My belly shamelessly refuses to be restrained.
My 'fluffs' become more thunderous, the poor cat doesn't know which way to run. Which brings me to my current rant. I am wearing shorts today, and I noticed a hair poking. These are not short shorts, so I thought WTF.
I started pulling, and pulling, and pulling, extruding at least 14". Well, of course I am in shock. Have I not suffered enough indignities with this body, that I now need to pull a 14" hair out of my ass? THEN phew! I realized, having long hair, and having just showered and dressed, obviously one had dislodged from my head, somehow clung, and hence shown up in this most peculiar fashion.
I am indeed loosing my tolerance with getting older, and the humiliation thereof! 
[Edited 4/12/2008 2:33:55 PM]
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| 4/12/2008 6:13:02 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
| Wow Rose...you had me scared there for a minute. 
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| 4/12/2008 6:59:10 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
forestrose
Calgary, AB
age: 55
| Hi, sweet lady! 
I hope it came across as intended: humor (I was very bored today!)
Strange feeling though, when that sucker kept comin' and comin'.
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| 4/12/2008 8:23:58 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
puddinpop3
Piedmont, SC
age: 65
| Thanks rose I needed a good laugh.
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| 4/12/2008 8:27:22 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
2bluiz
Calgary, AB
age: 57
|  Love it! Like garnetlady I was a little taken in by your story. I couldn't imagine the panic you were feeling. Such a comical relief to read the outcome. Thanks for the giggle, 'Rose.
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| 4/13/2008 11:24:10 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
dannachanna
Des Moines, IA
age: 58 online now!
| Yeah, it came across as you intended Rose, that was appallingly funny!
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| 4/14/2008 8:47:39 AM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
ks52
Corning, CA
age: 52
| Indeed Rose. Had me running scared in the beginning...but your humor of the situation rang loud and clear. Very amusing and thanks for sharing.
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| 4/14/2008 10:35:55 AM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
forestrose
Calgary, AB
age: 55
| Thank you for the feedback. Occasionally I try my hand at humor - sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn't!
I'm always happy when it does! (it is harder written than spoken)
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| 4/17/2008 6:23:55 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
proud_gma
Carlin, NV
age: 46
|  Almost described me to a T. Very Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 4/18/2008 4:46:36 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
blondie1946
Lockhart, TX
age: 62
| http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/FJ_Project_Cat_Hat.jpg" border="0" alt="Funny Pictures">
Funny Videos
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| 4/20/2008 6:00:52 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
odyssey2
Lodi, CA
age: 55
| Most of that described me and I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks, going through a divorce and I needed that.
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| 4/21/2008 12:16:23 AM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
ddeming
Republic, MO
age: 61
| How did you know how I feel????
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| 4/27/2008 12:51:53 PM | Getting older - I'm loosing my tolerance! | |
sugaranspice74
Sneedville, TN
age: 47
| Hey Rose let's just be like wine get better with time and age.It might work
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