whats a good joke for the first date?

4/12/2008 9:35:35 PM	whats a good joke for the first date?
pritsy Gastonia, NC age: 39	Ever get bored on a date, or just need something to break the ice?
4/12/2008 10:34:54 PM	whats a good joke for the first date?
loveexplosion Texarkana, TX age: 19	"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
4/12/2008 10:38:27 PM	whats a good joke for the first date?
llama0755 Delaware, OH age: 19	do i know you from some where? o ya the last fam reunion.
4/12/2008 10:59:55 PM	whats a good joke for the first date?
joyschoice North York, ON age: 54	- My icepick is always in the trunk, to break the ice with. - My last date was so cool I needed a Russian ocean-going icebreaker to make her thaw out. - My last date was so hot that if she ever got extinguished, the global warm-up would reverse spontaneously. - Let's not talk about our last dates. Let's talk about what we'll say to our next dates about each other after we've had our last date.
4/13/2008 9:46:03 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
burnkitty Fayetteville, AR age: 33	A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender,"I want a beer." The bartender says,"I'm sorry sir, but it's illegal for me to serve beers to bears in bars in Boise, Idaho." The bear says,"Say what?!" "I said, it's illegal for me to serve beers to bears in bars in Boise, Idaho." "Well that just makes me mad!", said the bear. "I'm sorry sir. It's the law." "Well if you don't give me a beer, do you know what I'm going to do?" "What's that?", asked the bartender. "Do you see that woman at the end of the bar?" The bartender says,"Yeah?" "Well if you don't gove me a beer, I'm going to walk over there and eat her!" The bartender repeated,"I'm sorry sir, but it's still illegal for me to serve beers to bears in bars in Boise, Idaho." The bear says,"Fine!" He walks over there and eats the woman...Chomp, Chomp, Chomp! Then the bear walks back over and says,"There! Whaddaya think of that?!" The bartender looks at the bear and says,"Oh, not much. That's just a BAR-B*TCH-U-ATE."
4/13/2008 9:48:27 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
liteguy Scranton, PA age: 51	A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days." The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
4/13/2008 10:00:33 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
irresistiblered Aurora, CO age: 43	A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to this cute girl. The girl looks him up and down and says: "Excuse me sir, are you a real cowboys?" "Well, I have my cowboy booths on, my cowboy hats and belt, I take care of cattles everyday, and ride a horse, so...yeah...I'm a cowboy. What about you girlie?" The girlie says:" Well...let's see...I am a lesbian. I wake up in the morning and think about women. I go thru my day, and think about women. I take a shower, and think about women. I go to sleep and think about women. So...yeah...I am a lesbian." He gets real quiet and just gives a little hummmph and keep drinking his beer. A few minutes passes, the girlie leaves and a couple walk in the door and sit right next to the cowboy by the bar. The woman keeps looking at him, up and down, and finally can't resist and taps him on the shoulder and says: "Excuse me sir, are you a real cowboy?" And he say: "Well...Until a few minutes ago, I thought I was....then I just found out, I am a Lesbian."
4/13/2008 10:21:27 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
grndchmp Lexington, KY age: 54	a lizard is walking throught the forest,,smells some one smoking hemp...looks to the canopy above, and sees a monkey smoking a joint in the top of the trees... Lizard..."Hey," he yells to the monkey,..." sure smells good ,,any to spare? Monkey..." sure, come on up and get some." So the lizard climbs the tree and proceeds to smoke with the monkey.. Lizard..."hey, this is really good stuff, but it makes me awful thirsty.. Think i'll go get a drink from the river, thanks for the smoke" So he climbs back down and goes to the waters edge, leans over to get a drink and falls in. A alligator on the other bank hears him fall in and swims to his aid.. Alligator..."what happened little fellow?" The lizard tells the story of what, just happened.. Alligator..." do you think he has any left? Lizard......"don't know, just ask him!" Alligator..."hey monkey,,you got any of that joint left?" The monkey looks over the braches of the tree, sees the alligator, and replys. Monkey......Wow! How much water did you drink?
4/13/2008 10:28:48 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
thebestman Alpharetta, GA age: 34 online now!	I make just make jokes during the conversation. If one is used to this it comes natural.
4/13/2008 11:30:11 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
katrina_sq Mena, AR age: 39	I joke in conversation, but if the conversation lags, I just ask him a question about himself to get things going.
4/13/2008 11:44:53 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
smilin_bob Broadway, VA age: 47	I usually tell a funny story about myself, and I have plenty! hooo boy! It allows them to see I am just a human.. a real person, just like them. It puts both of us on the same turf. That is what would break the ice. Knowing they are sitting across the table from a real person.
4/13/2008 11:49:11 AM	whats a good joke for the first date?
57rickie Sioux Falls, SD age: 57	2 Norwegians are sitting in a Bar. Ole - Say did you know Moose have sex 10 - 15 times a day. Sven - It figures, I just joined the Elks. Hey, I'm in South Dakota, what'd you expect! [Edited 4/13/2008 11:49:29 AM]