heatherhoney
Middlesboro, KY
age: 51
| The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business¢ and 'Becoming More Successful.
Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
--Vote carefully this year.
Maybe I should of posted this in the political threads...
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 62 online now!
| Yes. people did the wrong thing in Australia and now we have a Prime Minister who speaks Chinese, has a multi millionaire wife and is as smooth as baby shit.
He rejects our defence partners, US and England, sucks up to the Indonesians, and wont speak to our biggest trading partner Japan.
Be very careful with your vote.
If he met your barber, he would keep him full time on community service just to ensure that his party got the freebies and everyone else in Australia paid for theirs to his coffers.
The first thing he tried to do was to take away the carers pension to those who keep the invalids and disabled out of hospital, then he cut defenc spending by 10 Billion because he could not stop our carers pensions and now they are selling airfields to build hospitals.
Yes America, be very careful with your v  otes
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texaggie71
American Canyon, CA
age: 58 online now!
| Good one Heather !
God bless you, sweetie !!!
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iamnumber5
Saint Augustine, FL
age: 48
| Yes a very good one Heather
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towfrogg
Lawrenceville, GA
age: 51 online now!
|  heather,,,loved it
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heatherhoney
Middlesboro, KY
age: 51
| Thanks guys and gals...I thought it was cute..
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
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