| 4/17/2008 8:27:11 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
wileyguy
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 37
| from a similar thread..........
keep it fun.chime in with your knowledge guys.and especially the ladies.we need all the help we can get 
Speaking Womenese :
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
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| 4/17/2008 8:32:48 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
akjust4fun
Anchorage, AK
age: 42 online now!
| Finally a man that understands me!!! 
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| 4/17/2008 8:37:13 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29 online now!
| you forgot
Ok
"whatever you freakin weirdo"
[Edited 4/17/2008 8:37:23 PM]
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| 4/17/2008 8:40:42 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
chopperbabe
Overland Park, KS
age: 47
| wileyguy, who told you our secrets??? 
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| 4/17/2008 8:41:45 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
comes2please69
Tyler, TX
age: 29
| holy shit that is funny brother...great thread...im glad that im not alone out here lol jk./
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| 4/17/2008 8:42:34 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
sitkarains
Sitka, AK
age: 48
| OMG Wiley how perfect could you have gotten. I mean I just spit juice all over the moniter
thank you so much for the laught er this has given
 
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| 4/17/2008 8:42:59 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
hr4frnds8uphuh
Dayton, OH
age: 39
| Where can I get that book? Maybe then I could understand my girl 
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| 4/17/2008 8:43:58 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
beadz
Waterbury, CT
age: 31
| 
What about
"YES DEAR"
aka 'Good God, would you shut up and go away!"
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| 4/17/2008 9:15:51 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
wileyguy
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 37
| chopper...there's a traitor amongst you
 rains again? i think you need a cover for that thing
i always thought OK meant shut up.hmm......now it makes sense
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| 4/17/2008 9:52:55 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
chopperbabe
Overland Park, KS
age: 47
| wileyguy, it depends on how you say okay. Either OK or O-Kaeee
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| 4/17/2008 9:56:23 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
fpjones
Waycross, GA
age: 38
| Yes I'm happy, I wouldn't be here if I wasn't happy...
I have not found anywhere else to go yet
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| 4/17/2008 9:57:42 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
libra75
Garfield, AR
age: 32
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| 4/17/2008 9:59:30 PM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29 online now!
| Wiley its the ok with the eyebrow raise and the nod of the head...
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| 4/18/2008 12:11:09 AM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
missyroo375
Suffern, NY
age: 21
| hahah
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| 4/18/2008 5:09:24 AM | what women say and what they REALLY mean | |
brendaj
Savannah, GA
age: 44
| Can I help you with that honey? - means...you're not doing it right. 
Can I get a little help here? - means...we're sick of you sitting on your butt. 
Hey, I'm over here - means....Pay attention to me, or You can sleep alone. 
You never touch me anymore - means....I want you badly! 
[Edited 4/18/2008 5:09:42 AM]
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