sinomangirl
Baltimore, MD
age: 30
| On a lake there is a lilly pad, and on the lilly pad there is a frog. 8 inches above the frog there is a fly. The frog is thinking... "If that fly drops 6 inches, I can jump up and get that fly, and I will get something to eat."
Under the lilly pad there is a fish, and the fish is thinking..."If that fly drops 6 inches, the frog will jump up to get the fly, I can jump up to get the frog, and I will get something to eat."
Across the lake there is a bear, and the bear is thinking..."If that fly drops 6 inches, the frog will jump up for the fly, the fish will jump up to get the frog, I can jump in the water to get the fish, and I will get something to eat."
On the other side of the lake there is a hunter, and the hunter is thinking..."If that fly drops 6 inches, the frog will jump up to get the fly, the fish will jump up to get the frog, that dumb bear will jump in the water to get the fish, I can step forward and shoot that dumb bear, and I will get something to eat."
Behind the hunter is a cat. And the cat is thinking..."If that fly drops 6 inches, the frog will jump up for the fly, the fish will jump up to get the frog, the bear will jump in the water for the fish, and this dumb hunter will step forward to shoot the bear, and I can steal the balogna sandwich in his lunch bag and I will get something to eat."
WELL.........The fly dropped 6 inches, the frog jumped up and ate the fly. The fish jumped up and ate the frog. The bear jumped in the water and caught the fish. And as the hunter stepped forward to shoot the bear he tripped on a tree root and kicked the cat, and the cat went flying into the water.
THE MORAL OF THE STOREY IS: When the fly drops 6 inches, the p*ssy gets wet.
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| It looks like the p*ssy got sloppy!
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