honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the
next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner
to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . .
"You just happened to catch my eye.!!"
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takhisis77
Waverly, MO
age: 31
| roflmao that was great 
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 62
| Thats like the tram conductor who was given the death penalty for throwing nagging old women off trams with the result that a couple of them died as a from their injuries.
When in the execution room, three times the executioner tries to put him down and three times, the electric chair operates but does not have any effect on the conductor.
As they are releasing the man from the electric chair, the head executioner says, We tried everything but nothing worked, what is wrong with yo?
The man replied, I guess I am just a bad conductor"
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