4/20/2008 10:36:24 AMIt's the dog's fault, I swear 

billy1954
Normal, IL
age: 54


A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!”

4/20/2008 10:39:50 AMIt's the dog's fault, I swear 

defiantlyltr
Stroudsburg, PA
age: 46


LMAO!!!

I knew someone with a farting problem too!!
Thought they weren't heard because they were made in the bathroom!!!

Guess what? Thought wrong!!

4/20/2008 7:00:36 PMIt's the dog's fault, I swear 

darlyndonna
Tampa, FL
age: 47


very funny!!

4/20/2008 10:33:42 PMIt's the dog's fault, I swear 

burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33


But he was the gassed of honor.

4/21/2008 8:38:24 AMIt's the dog's fault, I swear 

1juliaper
Elk Park, NC
age: 41


Julia

4/21/2008 8:40:45 PMIt's the dog's fault, I swear 

honeybee1965
New Port Richey, FL
age: 43


that was great!!!