| 4/20/2008 8:57:11 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
elizabones12
Washburn, TN
age: 18
| That dress looks nice
(when did she get it?)
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| 4/20/2008 8:57:17 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
tomfreebird
Brownsboro, AL
age: 55
| Nice Blouse
{Dang what a set of tits}
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| 4/20/2008 8:57:35 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
toofunny
Fair Oaks, CA
age: 40
| well duh impy, we just want to make sure you guys know that we know, just think of it as
higher education for you 
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| 4/20/2008 8:59:19 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
sdcentaur
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 48
| "I like that shade of lipstick"
(I wonder if it will rub off on my scrotum)
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| 4/20/2008 9:01:53 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
elizabones12
Washburn, TN
age: 18
| Honey the dress looks good.
(Now can we go, we're going to be late)
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| 4/20/2008 9:01:53 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
toofunny
Fair Oaks, CA
age: 40
| Can you dance?
(I wonder if they bounce when she dances) 
ok that was a good one sd, lmao 
[Edited 4/20/2008 9:11:29 PM]
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| 4/20/2008 9:09:49 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
sdcentaur
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 48
| "Can we just cuddle for a while?"
(would you STFU?)
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| 4/20/2008 9:11:09 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
anniebrown57
Warrington, PA
age: 51
| OK
He didn't actually hear anything you said, but he's learned that if he doesn't say something when you talk, you'll keep talking.
Five Minutes
Somewhere between "in a little while" and "the end of time". Never actually means five minutes unless you gave that as a time limit, in which case it means five minutes, timed to the closest millisecond.
Of Course I Love You for You!
He loves you for your body. If that goes, so will he.
Is it OK if I...?
He's already done it, so you may as well approve.
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh accompanies the realization that he's going to have to figure out a way to undo something he's already done in the hopes that you'd approve.
Nothing
He forgot what he was going to say, most likely because he was distracted by the subtle jiggle of your/your sister's/your best friend's/some stranger's breasts.
Thanks
Thank you. Really, really thank you -- I thought for sure you'd say no.
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| 4/20/2008 9:13:40 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
anniebrown57
Warrington, PA
age: 51
| "Haven't I seen you before?"
== "Nice ass."
"I'm a Romantic."
== "I'm poor."
"I need you"
== "My hand is tired."
"I am different from all the other guys"
== "I am not circumcised."
"I want a commitment."
== "I'm sick of masturbation."
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about"
== "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
"I really want to get to know you better."
== "So I can tell my friends about it."
"It's just orange juice, try it."
== "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
"She's kinda cute."
== "I want to have sex with her till I am blue."
"I don't know if I like her"
== "She won't sleep with me."
"I miss you so much"
== "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good."
"Was it good for you?"
== "I'm insecure about my manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
== "Is my penis really that small?"
"I had a wonderful time last night."
== "Who the hell are you?"
"Do you love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
"Do you 'really' love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?"
== "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you
by now."
"I have something to tell you."
== "Get tested."
"I'll give you a call."
== "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
"I've been thinking a lot."
== "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
"I think we should just be friends."
== "You're ugly."
"I've learned a lot from you."
== "Next!!!!"
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| 4/20/2008 9:14:29 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
elizabones12
Washburn, TN
age: 18
| Honey I cleaned the living room, bathroom and, and the bedroom.
(Iwonder if I can go with the guys tonight)
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| 4/20/2008 9:14:47 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
toofunny
Fair Oaks, CA
age: 40
| Annie  You rock girl
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| 4/20/2008 9:15:54 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
sdcentaur
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 48
| "She's a slut"
(She'll sleep with anyone)
"She's a B*tch"
(She'll sleep with anyone but me)
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| 4/20/2008 9:17:53 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
toofunny
Fair Oaks, CA
age: 40
| Nice car!
(If i sleep with her i bet she'll let me drive it)
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| 4/20/2008 9:18:50 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
anniebrown57
Warrington, PA
age: 51
| "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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| 4/20/2008 9:20:51 PM | What men say and what they Really mean... | |
waytogo51
Farmington, AR
age: 52
| Sure honey I know where I am going.
(Darn I wish I knew how to read a map)
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