nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 67
| Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'
Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you,
Dorothy, I enjoyed it s o much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are
coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!'
Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?'
Edna: 'No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.'
Do you have some tips?
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ddeming
Republic, MO
age: 61
| Yes, could you give me that guys phone number???? I am kind of like the little old lady at the back of the church. The preacher said I am going to say some words and you name a song that the word I say reminds you of. He says several words and finally he says "sex". A little old lady in the back spoke up and said, precious memories.
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ozarkhiker
Festus, MO
age: 67
| My aunt used to say. "Yousee all these stories in the paper and on the TV about these men breaking into womens houses and doing anything thet want. I leave my door unlocked all the time and where in hell are they?"
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