winternites
Santa Fe, NM
age: 54
| Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
cross the river.'
Poof! He was turned into an Alaskan woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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akiceangel
Anchorage, AK
age: 29
| Thanks ... I needed a laugh today.
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alaskanbiker
Kenai, AK
age: 52
| geeeeez....I feel better now........
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obaby1954
Anchorage, AK
age: 54
| That was a good one. Thanks for sharin'.
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elizbeth_89
Juneau, AK
age: 19
| Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
cross the river.'
Poof! He was turned into an Alaskan woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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