harrychronicjr
Phoenix, AZ
age: 28
| I had being seeing Natalie for about 3 weeks. We hit it off right away. One night, her and her sister came out with my friends and I. We drank like fish. When the night was over, a few of us did some post partying. I went into the bedroom to change out of my bar clothes and slip into a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt. As I was changing, I took a header on to the bed and passed out.
I do that when I am drunk. I will just fall asleep anywhere.
After about 5 minutes of nappy time, Natalie woke me up by giving me a little speech. I opened one eye, and turned out the light. "I love to give blow jobs." She said. "I am amazing at it too, and I can practically cum just by giving one. Will you let me?"
Now, I found the speech a bit odd since this wouldn't be the first time she blew me before, and I never got the preamble the other times. But it's Saturday night...so the answer was yes. So she started, and I laid back feeling like a master of the universe. Now, I am usually not to receptive to blow jobs when I am drunk, but she was on her "A" game that night. I stuffed my hands down the front of her v-neck sweater as I started to finish and there was no mess. I dropped back down, she kissed me on the cheek and popped out of the room.
Of course, I passed out again.
She comes back a couple minutes later to get me to come out and join everyone. But she then starts to unbutton her blouse and deeply french kiss me which I am not too fond of since I just shot my kids into her mouth. But whatever, at least its my kids. She starts grinding on me real hard, but I am no where near recovered from the bj yet, so I tell her to relax because we have all night.
I come out to a drunken game of quarters and sit down at the table. As I survey the table I look at Natalie's sister and wonder, "Why is she wearing Natalie's sweater?"
Wait...
I look back and forth at each of them.
I blink.
They have the same hair style.
I blink again.
Natalie's sister gives me a shit eating grin.
I stop blinking.
Natalie drops a quarter into her sisters glass. She calls Natalie a b*tch. Natalie says, "You haven't had anything to drink in like an hour."
I roar with laughter.
I really need to start paying better attention to what girls wear.
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silver1961
South Sioux City, NE
age: 47
| Damn I don't have time to read all this, but coming from Harry, I know it has to be funny as hell... Have to check it out later 
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| bs
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blondechick37
Industry, PA
age: 37
| Damn Harry
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lonesomeloser
Louisville, KY
age: 49
| I actually encourage ladies sisters to blow me...whether she likes it or not....hell she can be 2nd....
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| I dont share and if you go anywhere near my sister Ill kill ya/
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harrychronicjr
Phoenix, AZ
age: 28
| lol thats my motto... "don't be mad you are not first...because you are next"
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lonesomeloser
Louisville, KY
age: 49
| No worries keg.. snowballin is good too....
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silver1961
South Sioux City, NE
age: 47
| I like when they are wearing nothing 
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| Like I said what you do once your gone from me is your business but if you are with me you are with ME..
And still anyone lays a finger on my sister they are dead.
silver ask lonesome about the email he got today
[Edited 4/22/2008 2:35:55 PM]
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| 
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harrychronicjr
Phoenix, AZ
age: 28
| that is a penis! and a gaping vag.
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| thats a mouth// Look again
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harrychronicjr
Phoenix, AZ
age: 28
| now i see butthole
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