| 5/14/2008 6:42:29 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
michael834
Houston, TX
age: 53
| Years ago when my nephew was very young he had the habit of sneaking away when the family went to the mall. One day my sister spotted him playing in the fountain so she found a guy standing around and asked if he would do her a favor and try to intimidate her son. The guy goes up and in a firm voice chastised my nephew for being in the fountain...the reaction of my nephew...move to the other side of the fountain. Nothing bothered him. On one particular occasion he snuck off and we split up to search for him...I walk past the plate glass entrance to the hardware section at Sears...along the window there is a display of toilet seats all bolted down and looking natural..also looking natural was my nephew...pants around his knees sitting neatly on the middle seat just swinging his legs and casually looking around...I see my sister rounding the corner and wave her over....the decision now is what to do...go grab him and hope he didn't actually do anything....find maintenance and feel like complete tools....or let him finish, leave on his own and run like hell...what a hysterical site....how half the store didn't see him is beyond me. This story actually won me an after market sun roof on a radio station one day. Needless to say this was one day that nobody has ever let my nephew live down... but he was one of those kids that had a dozen such stories...
| | 5/19/2008 5:42:50 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
corvettedriver
La Porte, TX
age: 50
| everyday years ago when i came home from work my son age 4 would run out to my car and we would go to the corner store and he would pick out 1 thing from the candy isle. One time there was a rather large women at the candy isle and she was looking for something special. She was taking her time and was bent over looking at the bottom row. My son knew exatly what he wanted and she was right in his way. She being bent over was eye level to him he placed his finger right in the wrong spot and yells beep beep like road runner and she flies into the whole candy isle and tips it over. The store owner and I run over and help her off the candy isle and my son was standing there with the candy he wanted. She was not hurt and it was very embarrassing at the time.
| | 5/19/2008 4:34:39 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | headstart68
Evansville, IN
age: 40
| My breasts developed way earlier than those of my friends. Well, we were in what passed for sex education back in the early 80's when this male friend stared at my chest while asking the teacher: "Does the baby get more milk if the mother has large breasts?"
If anybody wonders...not necessarily.
| | 5/23/2008 10:07:46 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
pojo4747
High Point, NC
age: 50
|  Back when i was in the 9th grade, setting in my math class,, tkaen a test no less, the room was so silent for my math teacher as hard on us all,,i had eggs and bacon and two glasses of milk that morning and for some reason it was working on me,(GAS) and lets say before class in the hall one slipped out and about cleared the hall,, i looked around and said who died!! well any how back to the class room and taken this end of the week test, i felt this lets say persure building so i put my hand up to get a pass but the teaher said for to wait till test was over so just what could i do,, so atfer quickly finishing my test,, i grabbed the seat in my chair with both hands, trying to hold it in and hoping it would pass, NO LUCK! out came a mighty rip which i thought would never stop ,,eyes watered ,, and kids was raseing hell and pointing right at me so then the teaher ask me to remove my self from the class room and he was the smart one in the class
| | 6/3/2008 2:16:47 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
sapphire_eyes
Tulsa, OK
age: 49
| Last night I pulled a pair of jeans out of a box I had put up several years ago, wondering if I was going to be able to get back into them yet. The memory of the last time I wore them came to mind and I started laughing.
About 6 years ago a girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a rodeo with a male friend of ours. She was standing in front of my closet checking through my clothes and going to grab something for me and bring it to me in the bathroom to change into.
Well I knew I could wear the top she grabbed, but the jeans I really wasn't sure about! When I told her that I'd gained a couple pounds and might not be able to "squeeze" into them, she told me "don't worry you know jeans stretch out after a short while, we'll get them on you!" Famous last words... (this should be in the famous last words section, lol).
Okay, I pulled on the jeans, squeezing my butt into them, bent over put on my lace up ropers and got them set...so now...have shirt on, boots on, hair fixed...now just to get the jeans buttoned and zipped!
She told me to lay on my back on the bed and suck "it in" (meaning my stomach)! (lol) I'm laying there rolling my eyes thinking she's out of her mind if she thinks I can zip those things! I tried, couldn't get it... She climbed on top of me, straddling me our heads in the same direction, grabbing the top of the zipper (one in each hand) pulled them towards each other while I struggled getting the zipper up. It moved..we moved it 1/2 inch. She then said "okay, you hold the top, I'll zip... She switched positions, straddling me the other direction, her butt in my face bent over me getting a good grip on the zipper pull and the bottom of the zipper. I was pulling as hard as I could at the sides and top to stretch them some, she kept tugging and working the zipper to close...........finally! It was done! Thank God! Now all I could think is "how am I going to get up off this bed! lol
Of course, as luck would have it...just as we got it zipped up and buttoned (I can't breath or move of course by now) the fella who was going with us walked in on us! The look on his face was absolutely priceless! I knew exactly what he was thinking! hahahaha She and I busted out laughing, and then proceeded to explain to him what we were doing, and for some reason he had a hard time believing us! hahahaha!
What we women won't do to get into a pair of tight fitting jeans!
[Edited 6/3/2008 2:19:13 PM]
| | 6/4/2008 10:54:30 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
broker27
Summerville, SC
age: 52
| Dean if i was in that store i must admit I might have smerked but then I would have found a way to save you and your dignity.
Funny thing happened to me one time was: I was out shopping at the thrift store with my x.
I went walking around in the store then started looking for her ya know. So I see her I think but, nooooo not her really. SO I see her from behind then I'm going to sneak up behind her and act like a purse thief. OMG Its not her! So here I am Mr.Purse snatcher. I'm headed out the door looking for x. She's inside hearing the comotion about Mr. Purse snatcher. So I'm at the car ready can't wait too long or I'm sunk. So here they come out the store. Come to find out Both woman were dressed alike same hair style same purse The whole nine yards. I was soooooo ashamed. Good thing I did'nt pinch her nipple like I was first thinkin wooooooshh.
Michael
| | 6/4/2008 7:49:30 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
vedawuo
Cheyenne, WY
age: 50
| Deana....that's a precious story...thanks for sharing it.
My many embarrassing moments still are difficult to laugh at.....though I remember an early teenage encounter with the cutest girl in class, after school, at her home, invited into her bedroom (thinking how lucky I was, if only my best friend knew where I was at this moment, me not aware of what was to come, or really even what was possible) feeling so happy just to be the center of her attention, with such proximity to that unkown, that coming of age, the expectations and misconceptions, the excitement that carrys you out of your body, looking in from the outside and still being deeper within yourself than ever before; she put on some romantic music and pulled me to her, dancing soo cose and deliberately, my blood racing with enthusiasm, and suddenly.............. my knees collapsed, They melted out from underneath me, I would have sworn the earth had opened up except I felt so physically void of strength from the legs down. I grapsed the bedpost with my only free arm and ignorantly pretended I simply didn't know how to dance? Panic quickly (I mean QUICKLY) replaced any and all thought....I started to look her in the face as if to search for help or an answer there, when my mind went blank and suddenly an animalistic fight or flight sensation took over and I ran out of there without appology or hint of explanation. She must have had a lot for girl friends, because I was a lepar for the rest of the school year.
I laugh looking back, wondering what she must have thought...knowing it was an odd dissappoint (my first of many to come, amongst the good and bad times life allows you the pleasure in)...but I laugh too at the thought of innocense lost and because any respectful boy would never utter a word of this to even his best friend....an innocense almost forgotten...until now.
Thanks again, sincerely.....
| | 6/5/2008 12:07:43 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | peaseblossom
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 42
| Years ago I did my laundry at a laundromat and I would wait until the last thing was dirty. One time I didn't have any more clean underwear but I thought I'll just wear shorts, no one will know. Well, I get there, get the clothes in the washer and I hear a lot of laughing. I look around and a bunch of young men are laughing, a couple even pointed. Well, it turns out I had a big hole in the back seam of the shorts. Not a full monty, maybe 3/4. I couldn't even go home to change 'cause all the clothes were being washed. Well I just smiled and went and sat down next to them and pulled out my magazine to read. My face was blazing red but I just kept smiling. 
[Edited 6/5/2008 12:09:41 PM]
| | 6/5/2008 12:23:30 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
deano1234
Pierson, IA
age: 44
| Senior year in high school. Physical ed, was the last class of the day. I decided I would wear my gym clothes home. The hallways are packed and everyone is getting in there lockers to go home. A buddy sneaks up behind me grabs my shorts and underwear and jerks them to the ground. After tuning 7 shades of red. I picked shorts and books. A teacher did walk by, he just laughed and said "real cute buddy".
| | 6/5/2008 12:37:54 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
smiles4ualways
Colonial Beach, VA
age: 52
| ok, I've told this story before, yet I read this thread and though, " hell ! why not"
I was a disc jockey through my college days in NY, and NJ, and played in a club in jersey and had the hots for this little cutie of a barmaid. we flirted constantly, until one day we hit it off. The club closed at 3:00 AM and we'd often go park somewhere to do our thing. ( neck, Kiss, etc etc etc)
After many many many nights of the same thing in a volkswagon which I owned back then, we decided to go into this county Park and make love under the stars. If was a Friday night, and I'd just gotten paid from my regular full time weekly job, Plus my night work disc jockey job at the club. She, in hand, had also been paid, and had the money for the nights receipts in her purse. There we were, under the moon, laying on the grass, kissing passionately, when the heat of the night took over, and we proceeded to make love. I had a navy belt buckle, which if you know how it is, it is brass, and made of material.
in the heat of passion I hear my belt buckle, look up, and there is a guy walking away with my pants, and her pocket book. So I get up, begin to run after him, but realize I am half naked. How could I explain this. He was much faster than I natuarly, because he had a head start.
That night I will never forget, and this thread brought that night back to light.
I drove home that evening without any pants, and am extremely lucky I found a parking space 2 doors from my home.
my first experience with making love under the stars, and my pants get stolen.
Priceless......................
| | 6/15/2008 12:11:25 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
rockey111
Edmonton, AB
age: 52
| I lived on a acrage my car broke down ,I called my naibour to give me a hand he is a machanic,so he came over i offred him a beer and I went under the car to replace the starter,all of sudden some liquid dripped from top and told Tom drink slowly beer is dripping all over me,it tasted kind salty,he said its not me its your dog Mack cheaking tire on your car,he started lol,i ran to find nearest bathroom
| | 6/15/2008 7:11:33 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
rettom
Brooklyn, NY
age: 49
| Once I got locked out of the house wearing my underwear..weird. Don't remember exactly how it happened. I was very young.
| | 6/15/2008 9:48:27 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
egglebert
Steinbach, MB
age: 46
| I was a young adult and was out late one night in a park with a mixed group of work friends. We were lounging around for quite some time when I reached up and felt my breat pocket. My glasses were missing.
The park was unlit and made it very difficult to see the ground. I told my bud beside me that they were missing and we proceeded to scan the area slowly as to not step on them.
Within a short period of time we had the whole group searching the area for at least 15 minutes before one of the individuals came up to me to ask, "what exactly are we looking for again".
"my glasses", to which I was informed that they were on my face.
I suffered the repercussions of that night for many weeks
| | 7/7/2008 7:42:21 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
uwuntu
San Antonio, TX
age: 47
| very very funny
| | 7/8/2008 12:40:17 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | | 
mimi43
Petersburg, VA
age: 43
| My story was when i was younger. Thought i was sexiest thing around. I use to wear weave it was the old days so i wraped my weave ponytail with a rubberband from the sausage box.
I was walking shaking and flanting that pony tail met this man it started to rain I was still shaking that ponytail. The man thought i was the cutest chick around. All of a sudden it was a down pour i shook my pony tail it fell off my head the man thought it was old grass on the ground he picked the wet slimy pony tail up and stuck it back on my head how embarissing it was stuck on side ways he never saw me again. i exited the area quickly with a 7-11 plastic bag....
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