| 4/23/2008 5:19:38 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
sweetdeanna
Sugar Land, TX
age: 46
| A few years ago, when my daughter,Morgan,was younger.(and so was I I guess) We were at a sporting goods store looking for bathing suits for the start of summer. We both had several to try on and we went into the same dressing room so that I could help her too.Okay, and for all you guys I don't know if you know that women have to leave on their panties to try on suits. I wear thongs. (not trying to turn anyone on...just setting the stage) Okay so we are in there trying bathing suits on and I hear this wild laughter outside of the dressing room. It sounded like something really funny happened.A lot of them I had piled on the floor because there wasn't anywhere to hang them. So I was squatting down on the floor trying to sort through these suits to help Morgan and I hear more laughter...Hysterical. I said to Morgan that someone must have told a REALLY funny joke. We go on about our business trying on suits...me squatting to find matches and hang them back on the hangers. Well... I squatted(not a pretty word) to get a suit and there were even more people laughing hysterically. It hit me as I stood up very slowly from my squatting position that it was ME they were laughing at. I was in the one dressing room that you could see from the whole store. You could see my bare (although little)butt from the store. So let me get this straight that means that each time I squatted to grab a bathing suit(sometimes just staying ther for a while sorting through)EVERYONE could see me. OMG they were laughing at me. We stayed in the dressing room for a long time. I didn't want to come out. I laughed and cried at the same time. I was mortified. When we did finally emerge I hid my purse under my arm (so no one would recognize me). Ha Oh, my shoes, they all probably saw what kind of shoes I was wearing. We ran for the store entrance.(Did not buy anything that day)I often wonder if my butt is on tape somewhere. I could have definitely won Americas funniest home videos.
Anyway, that is my embarrassing story that still makes me laugh when I think of it. What is yours?
DeAnna
[Edited 4/23/2008 6:09:31 AM]
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| 4/23/2008 7:24:02 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
sweetdeanna
Sugar Land, TX
age: 46
| Am I the only one who has ever done something that makes them luagh?
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| 4/23/2008 8:06:22 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
ohjoe
Richmond, VA
age: 40
| As a kid, I was at a candlelight service at church. Mom did not want me having a candle, but I insisted.
Got my candle, fell asleep during the service and burned my eyebrows / lashes off.
Mom still reminds me of that to this day.
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| 4/25/2008 7:17:24 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
sweetdeanna
Sugar Land, TX
age: 46
| I still think people are holding out. I totally put myself out(literally)
Oh well, at least I can laugh at myself.hehehehehe
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| 4/25/2008 6:21:21 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
historybuff
Waterville, ME
age: 43
| I was on my way home from work one night, kind of late and i was tired. Pulled up to the light and was waiting for it to turn green. Well i sat there for several minutes and it didnt change. Then i looked at it more closely and saw that it was a flashing red light lolll, i am glad i was by myself. Quite red faced lolll
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| 4/25/2008 6:26:10 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
casey1956
Bay City, MI
age: 52
| I had a kegger in the 70's. was playing cards at table in kitchen. Fell backwards hitting the floor. Everyone from front room ran in. They ran out a lot faster when I did a Mt. St Helens imitation (threw up)
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| 4/25/2008 7:06:19 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
snowbird1961
Los Lunas, NM
age: 47
| when my son was a year old and I had him on my hip talking to the Sears salesman, my son jerked my tube top down to my waist. Sales man kept talking and trying not to laugh. I just pulled up my top and said "My husband will be in to set up the delivery", that was 26 years ago and still laughing about it.
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| 4/25/2008 7:09:19 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
casey1956
Bay City, MI
age: 52
| lucky guy, I digress. Another time I was embarassed was when in middle of vasectomy the doctor said SHE had a group of students in hall and would I mind if they observed.
Why the hell not. Everyon else having fun but me.
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| 4/25/2008 8:33:47 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
owensborogirl2
Owensboro, KY
age: 44
| Years ago I got sick, went to the ER and got a shot. Well later in the night I got sicker.I went back to the ER more sick,the doctor told me to raise my head and I told him I couldn't I would get sick. Well he didn't listen very well. He jerked my head up and I had thrown up on him.Hope he learned his lesson.
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| 4/25/2008 8:53:03 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
hollywood1313
Stoughton, MA
age: 50
| i went on a blind date with my cousins wife friend..this girl was so into her looks..she was in the mirror all the time ...we were getting ready to go out to eat ..at lease 10minutes in the bath room, fixin her face..she came out...well i couldnt wait to say it...i said to her ..infont of my cousin and his wife ...you got toilet paper hanging out of your pants ....she had a big piece of toilet paper hanging out of the top off her pants and was walking around lmao..she ran back into the bathroom and didnt come out for about an hour..we didnt go anywere..got beers and stayed in ...you had to be there
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| 4/26/2008 8:24:11 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
sweetdeanna
Sugar Land, TX
age: 46
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| 4/26/2008 8:39:59 AM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
pedda1996
Tucson, AZ
age: 39
| hehehehehe
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| 4/26/2008 1:53:53 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
cindy_smiley
Casselberry, FL
age: 46
| I have a balance problem. I am used to walking into walls, doors, falling for no reason, falling out of parked cars (which can be embarrasing in front of the wrong people) but the one that was the most memorable - I was in a big Monday morning meeting, the boss was giving me a large bonus - I stood up to get the check from him, as soon as I stood up - in front of him - I fell to my knees - he was standing. He announced that he would have given me a bonus sooner if that is what it took.
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| 4/26/2008 5:16:13 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
twoducks
Narrows, VA
age: 48
| Walked in the girls bathroom when I was in the 2nd grade.
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| 4/26/2008 8:11:26 PM | something embarrassing that still makes me laugh | |
snowbird1961
Los Lunas, NM
age: 47
| A few months ago, I am at the check out counter trying to pay for my groceries. I swipe my card 4 times. It keeps saying "invalid". The clerk also takes it and tries a few times on her register. The man standing behind me was getting annoyed. I told the clerk "I know the money is there, the card is not expired, and I have no cash, can I write a check". When she handed the card back to me I started laughing and turned very red. I said "Guess it's true that we can't buy anything with our looks". We were swiping my drivers license instead of my credit card. The guy behind me cracked up laughing and said "I could have told you that". He caught up to me at my truck and thanked me for the laugh and asked if he could tell his friends at work.
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