honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!!!!!
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said......
'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and
go to town for a cold beer.
You do whatever you want.'
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 63
| Hey, don't give her ideas, she does live south of me
Nasty women swapping hints on this forum, I don't know, it is supposed to be for jokes
I do suppose he could stretch the point but it would bring tears to his eyes, maybe enough to put the fire out
What do you think??????????????????/
 
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| I... SAW that coming!
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cherokeebaby60
Collinsville, MS
age: 48
| Yeap ! thats what we do to Our Cheatin ' Men down south !!!   
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