honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
| A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
congregation and asked for a raise.After much discussion, they passed
a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his
paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the
preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner
bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children
were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
chair and spoke, Children are a gift from God, and we will take as
many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation. In the
back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in
her frail voice, Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too
much of it, we wear rubbers. The entire congregation said, Amen!
 
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 62
| Beautiful,
You do have a way with words.
Now we have a matron of honour
So it will not be far off, this special date in OZ
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