| 4/30/2008 11:40:54 AM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | | 
ladybug7495
Cuyahoga Falls, OH
age: 48
| Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:
My Dear Honey,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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| 4/30/2008 11:45:06 AM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
woody59
Plymouth, IN
age: 61
| hahaha Ladybug I have seen this before it is funny lol that is why if a man has a good woman he should stick with her lmao
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| 4/30/2008 2:05:12 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
msdmarie
Brunswick, GA
age: 55
|   Loved it!!!!Maybe I should quit turning down those winks and emails from them youngins.
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| 4/30/2008 2:07:54 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
decha56
Johnson City, TN
age: 56
| Yea, Marie..maybe we're going about it all the wrong way. (Me thinks maybe time to rethink things.)Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
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| 4/30/2008 2:12:35 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
cottagebithec
Utica, NY
age: 61
| Ladybug
Yes, God played a trick on all of us.
Men's sexual peak = 18
Women's sexual peak = 40+
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| 4/30/2008 2:17:33 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
cricket128
Ocala, FL
age: 56
| LOL...So, Cottage - what you're saying is all of us here are past our sexual peaks, eh? Hmmmm...then again there are those who try to go into their 2nd childhood, too  lol
edit'd to say: I just noticed the little plus sign after the 40...methinks you added that - don't think those that did the actual survey's and calculations had that + sign on the 40...it just said "women's sexual peak = 40)...but nice try anyway
[Edited 4/30/2008 2:19:27 PM]
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| 4/30/2008 3:06:23 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
sugasouth
Oak Ridge, TN
age: 61
| 40
Then maybe we gals on here need to be in Guiness book? Cause our peaks sure have lasted a long time
And everyone wonders why I am a cougar
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| 4/30/2008 3:31:54 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
jhny_777
Rogers, AR
age: 56
| Happenes Every time!Ulnless your w/ Jhny!!! 
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| 4/30/2008 5:03:01 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
explorer11
Rolla, MO
age: 62
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| 4/30/2008 5:04:22 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
shalah
Marshall, MO
age: 60
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| 4/30/2008 5:04:56 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
quiltylady
Rockport, TX
age: 52
| Hi Phyl!
good to see you here! Love that joke!
Big Hugs
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| 4/30/2008 5:07:29 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
wvpenni
Granville, WV
age: 56
| I love it!!!
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| 4/30/2008 5:30:48 PM | Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning | |
oshaguy
Manchester, TN
age: 62
| My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.
Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend.
The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Annie was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating).
The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.
Photograph below was taken at the scene, show the extent of damage to her aircraft.
She was very lucky.
[Edited 4/30/2008 5:31:24 PM]
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