honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5
pounds.'
When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Newfie nodded...'I'll tell you though, Lord thunderin? Jesus, I t'aut I
were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f*ckin' skippin'!
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silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53 online now!
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