honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard
from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the
drunk is screaming.
What's all the screaming in there? You're scaring the
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush,
something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my
testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says.
"You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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respect_every1
Louisville, KY
age: 36
| ouch  
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