thebestman
Alpharetta, GA
age: 34
| A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
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gonesailingbabe
Des Moines, IA
age: 45
| OK that made me laugh!
Isn't THAT just perfect?????
Life!
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buscoamigos
Duncanville, TX
age: 50
| LMAO!!
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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teewood4u
Pahrump, NV
age: 42
| oh thats good   
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onelife2live
Janesville, WI
age: 43
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raven622
Fairview Heights, IL
age: 47
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43
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100woman
Phoenix, AZ
age: 44
| THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT ILLUSTRATION AND VERY DISTURBING HOW A FEW MEN WILL FIND A WAY TO KEEP WOMEN DOWN AND BURDEN US EVERY DAY WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT.AND ITS OBVIOUS THAT THE AUTHOR OF THIS JOKE STILL HAVENT LEARNED THE FIRST THING ABOUT HOW TO TREAT ALL WOMEN WITH RESPECT. 
[Edited 5/3/2008 2:12:18 PM]
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