honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, 'Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, 'Where the hell are you going'?
She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot.'
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 62
| Going on the price of medicines this year, and the current inflation rate, it may have been cheaper to have gone and bought some "ROOTING POWDER" and "RUST KILLER" from the Florist.
They even deliver
Good one Honeypoo 
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redjulie65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
|  good 1 nhoney
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aprilviolet
New Milford, CT
age: 59
| Thanks for making my day. I was feeling down but not anymore.
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