| 6/19/2008 3:42:18 AM | Can you top this first date? | | 
whitechocolates
New South Wales
Australia
age: 51
| Oh goodness!....
Spew on your pants etc....
Ok,heres one for you!..l have a few to tell.
Strange yours was a charlie??...but here in Australia.
READ MY PROFILE ON POF!!..... "touchofsoul" Darling you will have a great laugh at the weired things lve had happen on a date.My whole profile is a tongue in cheek bit of sarcasm.Mentioning who did what.
Unbelievable dates.
The guy with a ruptured CYST on his scrotum! that he showed my via camera phone,just after l ordered a steak!...OMG!
l was starving,and l wasnt leaving the room for anything....lol
| | 6/19/2008 3:58:10 AM | Can you top this first date? | |
whitechocolates
New South Wales
Australia
age: 51
| "green''''"....NO youre not a man hater at all!!
ld have shifted to another table when he uttered his first load of crap??
l think in all honesty,it wouldve been fair after all that... for you and your gal pal there,you both shouldve slipped off to the toilet and skidaddled it!!
He was a moocher!
And deserved to get hurt.
| | 6/19/2008 8:06:11 AM | Can you top this first date? | | 
outbackgal
Eugene, OR
age: 52
| Okay, several month ago, met this guy on line, said he was a business man that
designs buildings. He lives on the coast, so I drove to the coast and met him at
a little steak house. Nice looking man I might add. He started telling me about all
the buildings on the coast that he designed, the casinos, malls and such. Said he
had a great house on the beach, with a fire place, had a harley, has a boat, has
a pickup, has a nice BMW, has a nice vintage vet, and on and on and on about all
the things he owns. I am thinking how special... NOT.... He then wants me to go
outside and see his vintage vet, grabs my hand tells the waitress we will be right
back and takes me outside to show me his vet. It was the most beautiful car I have
ever seen, only problem was it was baby blue, and I hate that color. The whole time the
man won't shut up about all the things he ownes. I put my finger to his lips and said
can I speak for a moment? He says yes, and I tell him I hate the baby blue color, walk
away and get in my car and leave. As I was pulling out of the parking lot, I swear
first time I ever saw a mans jaw drop to the ground. LOL, I thought it was so funny, I
laughed all the way home.
| | 6/20/2008 6:55:18 AM | Can you top this first date? | | josiemae
Kissimmee, FL
age: 52
| Outbackgal:
When it becomes all about me and nothing about you, there definitely is an egoistic and selfish problem.
You surely did the right thing.
| | 6/21/2008 9:41:08 PM | Can you top this first date? | | 
shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53
| of course you all there is the secret agent guy..I have been out with two..And they only lasted to the first date lol..You know the ones that have all kinds of guns and can't tell you about there past cause they worked for the gov on a mission lol..After listening to a couple hours of that crap, you don't know if you should run and hide or laugh in their face lol
| | 6/23/2008 8:41:37 AM | Can you top this first date? | | 
susie1961
Tulsa, OK
age: 47
| OMG thanks to you all for making all my bad dates sound good! LOL
| | 7/6/2008 4:10:11 PM | Can you top this first date? | | smartipants01
Winchester, MA
age: 44
| Hahahaha love the lack-toes story!!!!
O.k. here's 1 of my favorites--met a guy on-line & he invited me 2 meet him & a bunch of his friends at a restraunt/club (safety in #'s right?)--dinner was great, nice people, a married couple in the group invited everyone back to thier house after...I looked at him & he nodded , so I agreed to follow in my car...nice lil get together, again great conversation & all seemed VERY normal...'til about an hr. after we got there & the MARRIED hostess told me it was really nice meeting me, that everyone liked me very much & that I was welcome to stay, BUT they where all going out to the hot tub now & they ALL go naked!?! I looked at him....he gave me that nod again...OMG I went to open my mouth to excuse myself & when I heard myself start to laugh --I quickly shut my yap & was holding it back so hard the tears where rolling down my cheeks!!! Finally I managed to sqeek out a "thanks but its getting late & I've got to go" bolted for the car & laughed sooo hard all the way home my stomache was killing me!!!
can U believe he actually called the next day asking for another date
[Edited 7/6/2008 4:30:53 PM]
| | 7/6/2008 4:44:35 PM | Can you top this first date? | | 
knittinkitten
Lady Lake, FL
age: 72
| DOES A FIRST DATE THAT NEVER HAPPENED COUNT?
I posted this as a Blog last year.
AND ANOTHER ONE BIT THE DUST
My Red Flag Collection is growing. “ Why is that.?”
you ask. Well, “stuff” usually grows pretty fast
when fed “fertilizer.” (See how you can find another
word for sh*t when you want to.) “How did you get so
wise?” they ask me. Well, it didn’t happen overnight.
As a matter of fact, I think getting smart was easier
than becoming wise.
“Now what’s this all about?” you ask. Well, I had
another “adventure” last night. He is NOT on this site, but there will be no names, though I have never seen
him on Forums or Blogs.
I’m going to paraphrase our correspondence so I don’t
get into trouble with the Mods either.
Background: Professional man, from a nearby
city….many messages back and forth since February. No
pix posted, very nice pix sent upon request.
Friendly chatting at regular intervals and NEVER an
off-color remark or discourteous conversation, always
said that he was interested in meeting me. He
traveled out of the country often and I had no reason
not to believe him.
Saturday….An email asking me if I was available to get
together with him “tonight”. I was available after
7:30 so I agreed. ( I saw no reason to play games
because he had not called and made plans ahead of
time. It was an informal “Meet & Greet” and we were
both available.)
He offered to drive the whole distance (almost 2
hours) instead of meeting half way, as we had
discussed once before , and the plans were made. He
was to call when he arrived and I would then meet him
for coffee….separate cars.
Now starts the adventure……..An email asking me if he
was going to get to meet my “husband”. Husband?
I don’t have a husband, I’m not married, I told him.
(Hmmmm, wondering if he has me mixed up with someone
else? ……just checking…..was his reply. Red Flag?
Next email asked me to call him, giving me his number
(which I already had from past calls). So I did. I
usually got his answering exchange and he could never
call me back because I always used *67 for anonymity.
But the arrangement was that he would email me to call
and he would then pick up. Red Flag? I don’t know.
I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
So I called. I could see that he was online with the
messages that were flying back and forth. He
answered. After only a word or two the line
disconnected. Who knows why…I called again and he
answered. He’s asking me about my husband again and I
convince him that I don’t have one. We make meeting
plans and I hang up, having arranged that he will call
when he arrives in town, so that I may go to meet
him..
Next comes a new message asking if he should get US a
motel room? Definitely a RED FLAG. I snap back
telling him that the answer is definitely NO. I do
not have sex with men I have not met!
He replied that he had not even mentioned sex and that
there must be lots of perverts in my area for me to
have thought that. (Yes, I DO know all about mens’
NEEDS vs WANTS,
But, REALLY, …US a motel room…….drink and drive…on a
coffee date? Now, we’re on to a few RED FLAGS.
His reply was that if he parties and drinks, he does
not drive. (Good answer.) But, NOT good enough!
I answer that I had figured coffee or tea because it
was simply a “Meet & Greet” and not a date. I added
that it didn’t matter to me if he wanted to have a
drink…or a room, but that if he had a room, I would
not be in it. I asked him to message me back as I had
to leave the house and wanted to know if we were still
on. I could see he was still online, but no reply so
I turned off the computer and left the house for my
appointment.
At this point I get a tinge of guilt (in case I was
wrong????) So I call him again to see whether my
thinking was right on the Red Flags. I made this
call at a time when I knew he would be on the road
headed for our rendezvous….IF he was really going to
keep the date. As I expected, I got his service and
left a message that I was sorry if I had offended him
and asked him to call to let me know if the date was
still on.
NOW I’M FINALLY FEELING WISE……………..too many Red
Flags….I caught him…and he knew it…….And, of course,
he did not arrive and I have not heard from him since.
However, later on in the evening, I did succumb to my
own weakness…(hey, ya don’t have to be perfect at MY
age!.) I wrote him a farewell letter. It was a nice
letter….a classy letter…you would expect anything else
from me?
I just looked…he hasn’t picked it up yet. Think he
knows what it says? Think he cares? Me? I’m o.k.,
just a little disappointed that he spent 4 months
acting like a gentleman…Did he waste his time? My
time? Change his mind? Figure he’d try for whatever
he could get? Who knows.
There’s no closure on matters like this.
But, one thing HE’ll never know….is
What he would have missed had we met and clicked???
| | 7/18/2008 4:38:39 PM | Can you top this first date? | | atime4change
Hillsborough, NH
age: 38
| Well I dont know if I'll be able to top it but here goes. My dad wanted me to meet a guy that he works with, I really dont like to date people that my friends or family want to set me up with for the simple fact that If you and the date dont hit it off then you feel kinda bad, well I do anyway. Well I should have listened to myself. He shows up like an hour early, I wasnt finished getting ready. So to make a long story short. After I'm done, we get in the car and he starts talking about how he wants to get married again,and I was being polite and inquisitive . So I said ooh really? Hes like well I caught her in bed with a woman etc etc etc.. Then he says well my first wife treated me a little better than my third wife. I'm likehow many times have you been married? Hes like ooh four times. Then he says ooh where do you want to go to eat? at this point I'm like ooh theres a place down the road, he wanted to go to mass, and I was saying to myself Hell no so we get there he totally embarrased me by trying to kiss me, I had a beer and I said can you take me home I dont feel so well. We get in the car, he pulls out not one but 3 joints and asks me if I want to get high I couldnt wait to get the hell out of his car. its no wonder the a** was married 4 times what an idiot.
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