ru2timid
Rockford, IL
age: 46
| Hymn #365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile, life is too short not to !!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river. 
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lilguppy2bit
Auburn, WA
age: 53 online now!
| wait for me,I'm coming to that river.
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veteran61
Farmington, IL
age: 47 online now!
| I'm bringing my own straw!
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45
| I'm gonna out run all of you.
to hell with the straw, mikey. I'M BRINGING A BUCKET!!
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