sittinginatree
Bossier City, LA
age: 46
| A little older(80) lady friend of mine sent this to me thought some of you would enjoy it.
The price of Gas versus Printer Ink
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!
(At least, I was...)
Compared with Gasoline......
Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ........ $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $385 .. $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ..... . $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source
(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)
Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............
(you won't believe it....but it is true.......)
$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
And - If you don't pass this along to at least one person, your muffler will fall off!!
Okay, your muffler won't really fall off...but, you might run out of toilet paper
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just_joel
Franklin, AR
age: 55 online now!
| good one
and to think that 40 years ago we were spending 35 cents a gallon for gas and i was making 1.60 per hour of work
now the gas has gone up 100%
and my wages have gone upalmost 100% as well
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| Naive.... Evian spelled backwards.
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sittinginatree
Bossier City, LA
age: 46
| I remember when my grandpa (died in '77) said if we didn't watch out we would have to be paying for glasses of waters
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just_joel
Franklin, AR
age: 55 online now!
| what about paying to see tv and paying for their advertisments also
i sure wish i could get someone to pay for my advertisment
[Edited 5/6/2008 7:21:55 AM]
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
| Advertise here, Joel, it's free..Bounty has been doing it for months..LOL
Shameless plug for the Stockton Lake DH Bash August 20-24 
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icedsnow63
Broken Arrow, OK
age: 44
| sorry you have to pay so much for printer ink....i get mine 10% above cost....  
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nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
| Do you purchase every thing you need in the smallest amount @ your local convenience to rip ya a new one store?
After I have lobster n steak I take a dump in a quart Tupperware bowl and save it coz that's some expensive shit...
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Go ahead and suspend me. I won't take any crap from anyone cussing me.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
Where are all my fine men at???
hahahahaha
5/6/2008 2:15:02 PM
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Grab yor ankles I'll be right thar...
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
I'm look for men like 20-25 years old that can take care of me. and bending over and grabbing my ankles? f*ck no.
go f*ck yourself, thats pretty much all you are good for.
I'm looking for "hott" men, not divorced men sorry!
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
No, shit for brains I didn't say anything about bending over.
Check your dumbass @ the door and take some remedial reading classes.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
You're f*cking 50 years old...what are you doing posting on my message anyways...ur old enough to be my dad.
f*cking pedophile.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
This ain't my space toots or your dreary ass blog.
Pull your wannabe head outa your ass.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
I'm sorry last time I checked you guys were posting on my message.
you're over like 50, you have no more hope. you're going to die alone, just get over it..
yah i want someone to take care of me, someone that isn't going to be in a wheel chair in about 10 years. Someone that can keep up with me..
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Know what I mean or do you have a reading and comprehension problem as well?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
F*ck you, I'm at UC DAVIS right now, and I probably have better reading comprehension that your hick ass.
Don't you dare insult my intelligence.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
The only response your going to get with "I LIKE BOXERS" is what kind of panties are you wearing?
f*ck you slut.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Why would I want you to hick my ass?
You're about a dumb no reading kunt.
Ya said ya was @ UC Davis trying to pick up a trick?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
Actually I could have plenty of men, but this is just something I do in my spare time.
Dude, seriously, GO AWAY!
What are you old f*cks doing posting on my message anyways?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
I'm sorry I guess your too old to comprehend what I'm saying.
HICK= someone from the south with no intelligence and ends up marrying their cousin.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Your message?
Did you buy DHU?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
Uh no, but i originaly posted this, what are you doing replying to an 18 yr old girls post?
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Need to brush up on sentence structure skank.
Quote from sarakeely:
"F*ck you, I'm at UC DAVIS right now, and I probably have better reading comprehension that your hick ass.
I'm look for men like 20-25 years old that can take care of me. and bending over and grabbing my ankles? f*ck no.
go f*ck yourself, thats pretty much all you are good for.
I'm looking for "hott" men, not divorced men sorry!"
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
I'm sorry my tits don't sag...
and old woman I swear to god you would break a hip before you could even touch me. Do you have kids yet? If you do that sucks i feel bad for you kids i'm suprised they havent killed themselves. If you don't your time has run out and i can see why.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Quote from sarakeely:
"You're f*cking 50 years old...what are you doing posting on my message anyways...ur old enough to be my dad.
f*cking pedophile."
You're dreamin' coz you ain't that hot little chickenhead.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Quote from sarakeely:
"Actually I could have plenty of men, but this is just something I do in my spare time.
Dude, seriously, GO AWAY!
What are you old f*cks doing posting on my message anyways?"
In your spare time you turn tricks or hunt for sugga daddies?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
You're f*cking ugly asshole..
If i'm not that good looking why do i get people messaging me almost every 5 seconds?
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
They're drunk, get used to attracting that type.
Do you bleach your ugly asshole so it'll look pretty?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
HOW THE HELL COULD I BE SLUT IF IM A VIRGIN?
stupid ass.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
It's Madonna, like a virgin...
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
why the f*ck are you still talking??
i meet men of my age all the time...i do this to get time to pass by faster at work.
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
Just another miss thang wannabe w/attitude.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
my parents told me to hate hicks like you.
you people are what make this country a horrible place..
nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50
I could care less what your parents tried to teach your dumbass but I think not.
What, the country of California? Ha! Ha!
Try that crap on the beach w/stoners.
"can u do me a favor and go kill yourself?"
Do your own work lazy biotch.
"no. im talking to white trashy b*tch and the 3 f*cking spicks that wont leave me alone."
Boo Hoo, Cinderella's mean ole sistas expect her to be an adult. Who are the 3 f*cking spicks dumbass kunt?
"why the f*ck are you still talking??
i meet men of my age all the time...i do this to get time to pass by faster at work."
So instead of being productive and earning your wage you d*ck off, cheating your employer by wasting their time on the internet.
"actually they started to talk to me FIRST!
I posted this, if they didn't want to have anything to do with me, then they could hav just lef tme alone.
im over it, im going to act like an adult and leave, have fun humiliating yourself."
You need to check yourself and go back to the first page.
Read it again and if you try to jump my shit over something I didn't say while being mouthy you'll get the same, superior reading, writing and comprehension skills that I posses running circles around you.
Check your attitude @ the door and folks will reciprocate in kind.
I'd like to say it was fun humiliating you, alas twas too easy to be considered a feat.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
can u do me a favor and go kill yourself?
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
no. im talking to white trashy b*tch and the 3 f*cking spicks that wont leave me alone.
sarakeely
Torrance, CA
age: 18
actually they started to talk to me FIRST!
I posted this, if they didn't want to have anything to do with me, then they could hav just lef tme alone.
im over it, im going to act like an adult and leave, have fun humiliating yourself.
[Edited 5/6/2008 6:16:13 PM]
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sittinginatree
Bossier City, LA
age: 46
| Ewww, no more tupperware for me ... thanks
Nick, you even picked an expensive container to hold your pot of gold
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