gregoryg
Brooklyn, NY
age: 42
| Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but she didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, 'Mom I have someone for you to meet.'
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, 'Why the black panties?'
She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.' He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: 'What's with the black condom?'
He replied, 'I Want to offer my deepest condolences.'
[Edited 5/6/2008 12:39:01 PM]
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gapeach7777
Ball Ground, GA
age: 36 online now!
| LMAO!
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
| cute
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anniebrown57
Warrington, PA
age: 50
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gabisanic
Pleasant Hill, CA
age: 51
| Three women - one engaged, one a mistress, and one married - are chatting about their relationships. They decide that they will amaze their men by wearing a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos, and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again...
The engaged woman said, "The other night, when my fiancee came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos, and mask. We made love all night long."
The mistress said, " The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word...we had wild sex all night."
The married woman then said, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready with a leather bodice, super stilettos, and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, and said - Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"
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gregoryg
Brooklyn, NY
age: 42
|  awsome,lol
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unc005
Seagrove, NC
age: 25
| LMAO y'all.
Awesomely funny as HELL!
Good ones!
unc
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drumrman
Belmont, MA
age: 43
| that's pretty funny. i have to remember that 1.
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juniebegood
Huntington, NY
age: 54 online now!
| LOL good one, Gab!
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susie_seashore
Daytona Beach, FL
age: 51
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dee_lightful
Skaneateles, NY
age: 45
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