striker29527
London, KY
age: 45 online now!
| LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'
Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.
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believerwannabe
Denver, CO
age: 61
| Made Superman fall out of his chair and Batman spewed all over the screen.
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45 online now!
| glad the muskies liked it!
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ru2timid
Rockford, IL
age: 46
| timid walks in, grins, blushes and walks back out! From the other room you can hear her saying something about role playing. 
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giftedwholesome
New Castle, PA
age: 70
| gatta hand it to ya..............retired teacher lmao
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giftedwholesome
New Castle, PA
age: 70
| Any Big Bens in London?
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45 online now!
| sorry, no big bens. 
but we do have our own London Bridge! several of them actually.
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veteran61
Farmington, IL
age: 47 online now!
| Striker, Is your middle name "Ralphy"? 
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45 online now!
| *in a sing-song voice*
I'll never tell!
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veteran61
Farmington, IL
age: 47 online now!
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lilreba27
Atlanta, GA
age: 48
| I think ur middle name is Ralphy 
Keep them coming they r the 1st thing i look 4 in the morning 
so i can start my day with a good laugh
Reba
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