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5/13/2008 9:27:35 PMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

redmot
Sedalia, MO
age: 60

hey. toby. how was storms tonite.

5/13/2008 9:45:32 PMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

mljsnowbunny
Claremont, NH
age: 47

Just a thought PEACH.... Remember "OUR" company that we are starting well here is the 1st step.... luv ya girly-girl....

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY FRIEND
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.

1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________

2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?______________________________

If No, EXPLAIN ______________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married ________________________________

8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _________

Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo?_________________

(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?______________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

_______________________________________________________________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ______________________

12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend ______________________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/ rabbi/ minister? _______________________________________________________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely.

a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is _______________

b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________________

c) A woman's place is in the _______________________________________________

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _________________

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _______________

NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.

________________________________________
Signature (That means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases.

5/13/2008 9:46:27 PMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

lori21204
Commerce, GA
age: 25

Amy you better call me tomorrow and Let me know how your feeling. I tried calling you but no answer.....I'm worried honey....Call okay

5/13/2008 9:46:47 PMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 
hilltopper11
Milton, KY
age: 44

Try the new guy, once the pix are approved!

Shane

5/13/2008 10:18:33 PMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 
kenb5b01
Northport, WA
age: 44

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE YOUR FRIEND
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement MY BILLS ARE ALL PAID, job history WORK DAILY, driving record FROM SEATTLE TO GRANTS PASS OR IN 5 1/2 HOURS, lineage STRAIGHT, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor HEALTHY AND NO DRUGS.

1. NAME ____Kenb5b01_________________ DATE OF BIRTH ___July 1964_____

2. HEIGHT ___6'1"______ WEIGHT ___212__ I.Q _142_ G.P.A._4.0____

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # __SOCIALLY SECURE___ DRIVERS LICENSE # __0 to 65 in time___

4. BOY SCOUT RANK_____Boot camp_______________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS __Northport ___ CITY/STATE __WA_____ ZIP __99157__

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___Yep________

If No, EXPLAIN ______________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married ___51___________

8. Do you own a van? __nope_ A truck with oversized tires? _nope__ A waterbed? _log bed__

Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo?__Tattoo___

(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____not on time__________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

___________"DON'T TOUCH YOUR DAUGHTER"_______________________________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? __HORNIER THAN HELL_______

12. Church you attend __1 BLOCK WEST___ How often do you attend ___OCCATIONALLY__________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/ rabbi/ minister? __________CALL 555-777-1212________________________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely.

a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is __BUTT__

b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ____TAILBONE_____

c) A woman's place is in the ____FLOWER GARDEN_________________________

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is __SEX____

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is __SMILE__

NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _____NOT SINGLE____________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.

_________X_______________________________
Signature (That means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases.

5/14/2008 5:36:59 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

gapeach7777
Ball Ground, GA
age: 36

Bunny and Ken that is sooooo funny!

5/14/2008 6:14:08 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

ann38
Ellijay, GA
age: 39

Morning my little sis hows it going?

5/14/2008 7:24:18 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

gapeach7777
Ball Ground, GA
age: 36

Okay I guess. Just got back from the dentist and need to get busy but I sure don't feel like it. How are you and your mom?

5/14/2008 7:25:05 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

lori21204
Commerce, GA
age: 25

Amy what did the Dentist say!!!!

5/14/2008 8:20:49 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

gapeach7777
Ball Ground, GA
age: 36

Don't let this die!!! I want a man!

5/14/2008 8:47:22 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

gapeach7777
Ball Ground, GA
age: 36

So silver are you going to take me in?

5/14/2008 8:48:30 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29

you ok down there woman?

5/14/2008 8:50:46 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

ann38
Ellijay, GA
age: 39

Peach how is it going with that guy you told me about you found on this thread yesterday?

5/14/2008 8:51:33 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

lust4love
Atco, NJ
age: 38

he had a teenie weenie lol

5/14/2008 8:54:05 AMMy friend peachy (gapeach) needs a good man...apply within 

gapeach7777
Ball Ground, GA
age: 36

John!!! Thats mean!! I don't know if he has a teenie weenie or not. I probably won't go Angela. Hell I still can't eat solid foods so he can't take me to dinner. I need to just sleep this weekend.

John will you come down and take care of me please?


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