what was your most embarassing moment??

5/14/2008 1:34:45 AM	what was your most embarassing moment??
xjustloveme21x Clinton Township, MI age: 21	well im sittin up at 4:30 in the morning and i was having an interesting conversation witha friend of mine about a couple of embarassing stories. so i want to share mine with everyone. back a few years ago, i was riding my bike down a busy mile road coming from a friends house. it was the end of summer, and school was going to be back in session (i was in high school at the time). anyways, as i was riding,i was in front of a mcdonalds when i ran into this guy i had a couple classes with, his name was Pat, and ones of his friends. he stopped me to say hello, we talked for a minute, then i went on my way. right in front of the mcdonalds was this crossing area to get on the other side of the street. i didnt dare cross in the middle of the street because during the day it was busy as hell, especially when ur in front of a mcdonalds!! so im sittin there on my bike, with one foot on the ground keepin my balance waiting for the light to change color. when the light turned green, i went bout a few inches ahead of me, and somehow my bike had flipped right over my head, and i had went head first into the middle of the street. it took me a minute but i got up and brushed myself off. my hands were hurting from grinding into the rocks and gravel that were in the street. my left arm was dripping in blood. needless to say my nerves were shot so i go to pick up my bike, and this lady hollared from her car if i were okay. i had said yea, and then she had told me i needed to fix my tank top. (it was hot out so i was wearing one of those spaghetti string tops too). i had discovered that the straps on my tanktop had both broke and my boobs were fully exposed to every driver at that intersection. i go home, mom didnt care because she was too busy havin a beer and barbequeing with her friends. i try to clean myself up in the bathroom, but couldnt because one of my moms friends son was puking in there. talk bout a f**ked up summer.
5/14/2008 2:18:50 AM	what was your most embarassing moment??
funcountrychick Pine Knot, KY age: 26	thats a embarrasing story alright i dont think i have any to beat that that saddens me that your mom was like that though
5/14/2008 2:36:40 AM	what was your most embarassing moment??
xjustloveme21x Clinton Township, MI age: 21	i know its sad huh!! lol i got embarassing stories on other people that just may crack some people up. one story, kinda short, i was partying with some friends. we all somehow ended up in the bathroom together, and my friend had went to put the toilet seat down and it came right off. she thought it was so funny. im starin right at her and she just hits me in the head. not really embarassing but it is quite funny!
5/14/2008 2:48:29 AM	what was your most embarassing moment??
texassweetness Baytown, TX age: 47	Agreed..shame about your mom not being more invested in you at a time when she was needed. Most embarassing for me: 10 years ago or so I was applying for a job at a large company. This was my 3rd interview, and my last. I just KNEW I was in. After the interview, the VP was shaking my hand at the elevator, and in VERY slow motion, my half-lip started sliding down my hips to pool at my feet. We both looked down, at the same time, bumped foreheads. He knelt down, I stepped out of the slip, he folded it and handed it to me with a warm smile. The offices were all glass, and the elevator door opened just as I am stepping out of the slip. He said, while I was beet red and near tears, "Don't worry about this. You've got the job, if you want it, though I might have leaned towards another applicant before this. This will give me a great story for a long time." I took the job, lived it down, and for the 5 years I worked there, I never actually heard anyone say anything, but the furtive looks told me otherwise....smiling....I still have the slip. Callephina
5/14/2008 4:10:01 PM	what was your most embarassing moment??
xjustloveme21x Clinton Township, MI age: 21	wow that is embarrassing! at least u maintained that job for a decent amount of time!! so wheres everyone elses stories?? im waiting to here some juicy stuff
5/15/2008 3:21:17 PM	what was your most embarassing moment??
montgomerymoose Arlington, TX age: 33	Lately it has to be when I finally started my first thread on here. I wished someone happy birthday because she had mentioned on a post a while back when her birthday was. Then she got all weird saying I was someone she new then she blocked me I guess because I wasn't??????
5/15/2008 9:13:22 PM	what was your most embarassing moment??
shaolinmonky Fort Walton Beach, FL age: 30	ok i was in 8th grade math glass we had this hot substitute teacher come in i was in grey sweat pants and comnando as well... yeah it gets better i get called to the front chalk bored to solve a math problem full teenage maghony i tried to tell her i didnt want too pick some one else she told me she would send me to the principals office so i was screwed either way so chubby swinging all the way i went to the board nearly there b4 she noticed she said i could sit back down but being the stuborn smart -ass little bastard i was contuined to the board solved the equation and went back to my desk the entire class laughing at me the entire time i think of her every time i see retro horned rimmed clasees on a hot nerdy chick and yep still does it for me
5/16/2008 3:58:11 PM	what was your most embarassing moment??
angelic_71 Columbus, IN age: 37	when i have sex with guy doggie style and he is short in size it causes air to go in my vagina and then it comes out like a fart sound i get very embarrassed....
5/20/2008 12:09:05 AM	what was your most embarassing moment??
montgomerymoose Arlington, TX age: 33	Sounds like the equivlent of throwing a hotdog into the grand canyon........ I assume the farting sound was followed by several echoes?????? [Edited 5/20/2008 12:10:44 AM]
5/20/2008 2:04:32 AM	what was your most embarassing moment??
ladyvirtue52 Redding, CA age: 52	I've certainly had a few embarrassing moments in my life...the 1st one was when I was 11, playing touch football with the neighborhood boys at the local park, and one of older boys who lived accross the street from me, told me that I needed to go home and take care of something between my legs..I had white shorts on (imagine that!) and just started my very first period..I took a peek and burst into tears and ran all the way home from the park.. This time, I was about 35, was at Raging Waters water park in San Jose Ca...went down a very high and long slide only to be shot out into a swirling pool of shallow water. Hitting the water from such a high level and being pushed into the shallower part of the pool, being disoriented, with my long hair wet and hanging from the back of my head over my face so I couldnt see anything. I stood up, flipped my hair back, noticed alot of people that were on the walkway around this pool, staring at me...My boobs were completely out and over the top of my bathing suit top, and my bottoms were ..er..uh...well lets just say, shoved up between my uh...anyway, I was completely exposed and about 50 people were staring at me...I sat down in the water and made a few adjustments... for the rest of the slides, I wore shorts and a tank top over my suit..