| 5/15/2008 8:20:32 AM | I just had to share this... | |
wnd_dragon
Morristown, TN
age: 29
| This cracked me UP! and it's so true for me and my friends.. that I HAD to share!
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7.When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..
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| 5/15/2008 8:37:04 AM | I just had to share this... | |
stormygrl
Longmont, CO
age: 42
| That's original I really love that....thanks for sharing.
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| 5/15/2008 8:42:22 AM | I just had to share this... | |
sdcentaur
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 48 online now!
| Thanks Wind, I'll have to email that to a few people I know
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| 5/15/2008 9:10:50 AM | I just had to share this... | |
wnd_dragon
Morristown, TN
age: 29
| yeah.. I posted it in a bulletin on my space.. LMAO
[Edited 5/15/2008 9:11:03 AM]
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| 5/15/2008 7:19:33 PM | I just had to share this... | |
luvinlifetou
Biddeford, ME
age: 41
| Thanks Wnd..
I was looking for that one.
Its too true.
Love ya!!!!!!!!
Luvin
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| 5/15/2008 8:18:05 PM | I just had to share this... | |
uh_huh
West Palm Beach, FL
age: 35
| That pretty well sums it up for me....
like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.....
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| 5/15/2008 8:30:07 PM | I just had to share this... | |
beadz
Waterbury, CT
age: 31
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he said monkey...! heh heh.
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| 5/15/2008 8:34:52 PM | I just had to share this... | |
lori21204
Commerce, GA
age: 24 online now!
| I loved this So stealing it and posting on My space
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| 5/26/2008 8:03:36 PM | I just had to share this... | |
melbie7769
New Orleans, LA
age: 30
| ROFLMAO TOOOOO FRIGGEN FUNNY hmmmm wonder where I've seen this before?!?!?!
Smooches Melbie
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| 5/26/2008 8:04:40 PM | I just had to share this... | |
wnd_dragon
Morristown, TN
age: 29
| well, considering you JUST sent it to me, AGAIN... I wonder....... hmmmmm
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| 5/26/2008 8:05:20 PM | I just had to share this... | |
italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
| I have seen this before and I love it still !! Thanks for the laugh !! 
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