| 5/15/2008 12:39:14 PM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
hunnybunnylove
Cary, NC
age: 42
| Eenie meenie miney mo
Catch a “Hook Up” by his toe
If he screams like a girl that he’s too afraid of commitment or wants to dress up in your clothes or some other lame or sicko thing, then let him go
Eenie meenie miney mo
  
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| 5/15/2008 10:17:38 PM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
repairmangreg
Fuquay Varina, NC
age: 42
| The farmer bought a Dell,
The farmer bought a Dell,
Hey Ho, your daddio,
The farmer bought a Dell.
His daughter joined DH,
His daughter joined DH,
Hey Ho, you're merry-o!
His daughter joined DH.
She proceeded to find lots of dates,
She proceeded to find lots of dates,
Hey Ho, Slow down-io!
She proceeded to find lots of dates.
Now the daughter's late!
Now the daughter's late!
Hey Ho, she's preggio!
Now the daughter's late!
 
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| 5/17/2008 10:50:47 PM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
raven622
Fairview Heights, IL
age: 47
| Both of you....LOL
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| 5/26/2008 8:18:23 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 47
| ouch someone grabbed my toe! 
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| 5/28/2008 11:09:20 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
areyouthe1
Ramseur, NC
age: 49
| Umm silly poems, I wrote this one after someone caled me a redneck.
Her Charms
Yo're eyes are purtier then the moon on the outhouse door.
Ya look so sexy each time I see ya moppin the floor,
I can't help, but be astounded with all yore charms,
it makes me feel hot watching as you move yore arms.
I didn't mind you throwing that there bowl at me,
cause I knew you'd pick it up later giving me a site to see.
I can't help, but to break a sweat looking at your ass,
as you bend over to pickup that broken piece of glass.
Yo're hair is so purty, it flows like a mountain stream,
as you sew my britches that burst at the seam.
I just don't know how I managed to catch someone like you,
'specially after you shot my dog, Ol' Blue.
MrB
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| 5/28/2008 11:41:13 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
hunnybunnylove
Cary, NC
age: 42
| LOL!!! Love it, you redneck you...
Now bend over and pick up that there quarter over yonder for me...
[Edited 5/28/2008 11:46:42 AM]
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| 5/28/2008 12:29:42 PM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
areyouthe1
Ramseur, NC
age: 49
| Glad you liked it, now let me bend over to find that quarter over yonder.
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| 5/28/2008 1:01:04 PM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
hunnybunnylove
Cary, NC
age: 42
| - thanks 
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| 5/28/2008 1:25:22 PM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
areyouthe1
Ramseur, NC
age: 49
| anytime, as long as your not holding a bb gun when I reach for the quarter.
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| 5/29/2008 4:58:35 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
hunnybunnylove
Cary, NC
age: 42
| No worries - I don't like guns.
I just like the view...  
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| 5/29/2008 9:16:26 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
areyouthe1
Ramseur, NC
age: 49
| Whew was worried there, but only for a moment. hehe
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| 6/2/2008 12:59:21 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
roggor
Merlin, OR
age: 80
| In the land of ice
It ain't too nice
When the cold wind blows
And yer nose gits froze.
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| 6/2/2008 7:08:16 AM | silly poems or other little miscellaneous rantings | |
alicekathleen
Fresno, CA
age: 63
| The Valley in Summer,
Is quite a bummer!
That sun sure can sear,
So let's have a beer!
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