| 5/15/2008 5:24:25 PM | Create a limerick! | | 
saxpistols
Bryan, TX
age: 45
| Trying to learn my way around here, and thought it might be fun to find the silly poets and start a silly game of my own. We'll see if it flies or flops.
The idea is to create a limerick about the person above you. You know... "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Since nobody is above me, I'll do Dustin...
I once met a skier named Dustin
Who's poles kept on bendin' and bustin'
he waxed up his skis
and bent those sweet knees
to ski without sticks he ain't trustin'
Any takers?????
| | 5/16/2008 12:37:52 PM | Create a limerick! | | 
cherokeerose07
Pottsboro, TX
age: 48
| Once knew a guy named Sax, he only traveled in packs, then one day he lost his way and now hes smokin' the crack!!
| | 5/16/2008 6:26:00 PM | Create a limerick! | | 
shykittycat
Pickering, ON
age: 42
| AN ODE TO THE NOSE
No one knows, much about the nose,
so up it's passages, the finger it goes,
exploring it's depths, and seeming unlimited space,
this funny protrusion, attached to our face.
The finger it lingers, and what does it find,
unusual objects, that baffles the mind,
from places we've been to, both far and near,
if we think to much on it, we'd go quite queer.
Where does it come from, this glorious mess,
it confuses the mind, I must confess,
to wonder about, this clump on my finger,
and so to these thought, does my mind often linger.
So if you are tempted, to linger for long,
and dig up the treasures, you can't go wrong,
especially if you were wise, to keep on you a tissue,
then you will realize, it's no big issue,
And so I must conclude, this glorious quest,
and contemplate wonders, which I am at best,
and conclude the thought, as as everyone knows,
it's best left a mystery, what goes up your nose.
I hope you enjoyed this poem.
I had fun writting it.
HUGS!
Linda Truderung aka Shykittycat
| | 5/16/2008 6:34:20 PM | Create a limerick! | |
saxpistols
Bryan, TX
age: 45
| Well Linda,
Not quite in Limerick form, but you are definitely creative! I'll come back and compose a limerick for you after I put my kid to bed.  So look for it a little later! 
OK Kitty... here you go:
(ehem...)
I once knew a kitty o' Norse,
who's feelings she stated with force,
she said without farce,
"You are such an arse!"
and you know she was right, of course! 
Love ya, Kitty!!!
BTW... I LOVE the one below... YOU"RE GOOD!!!
[Edited 5/16/2008 8:25:14 PM]
| | 5/16/2008 6:54:53 PM | Create a limerick! | |
shykittycat
Pickering, ON
age: 42
| Sorry.. I didn't read the whole post you created.
I'll come up with a different one.
My new 'Limerick"
There once was this guy called 'sax',
Who liked to hang out with us quacks,
Of poetry driven,
a challenge was given,
to see what talents one lacks.
I know.. it is forced... It was written on the spur of the moment.
[Edited 5/16/2008 7:01:39 PM]
| | 5/16/2008 7:08:55 PM | Create a limerick! | | 
flowergirl62
South Australia
Australia
age: 46
| shykitty that was brilliant...........wow and spur of the moment too!!!
There was a guy called Thor,
Who was a bit of a man-wh*re,
He chased all the ladies
In his mercedes
Until he could chase them no more.
Sorry I didn't realise that it was meant to be about the one above............
There was a lady named shykitty
Who was very smart and so witty,
When put to the test,
She got very stressed,
And came up with a silly ditty.
[Edited 5/17/2008 12:20:38 AM]
| | 5/16/2008 7:32:45 PM | Create a limerick! | | 
yellowroom
Grand Island, NE
age: 47
| The girl was flower62
Who in love didn't know what to do
She talked to some men
But didn't know when
to believe if they're being true...
Ha...beauty!! 
[Edited 5/16/2008 7:34:58 PM]
| | 5/16/2008 8:30:59 PM | Create a limerick! | |
saxpistols
Bryan, TX
age: 45
| Very well done Yellow!
There was a sweet woman named "room".
Who remained in her search for a groom,
She said, "What the hell?"
And wished from the well,
To sweep her life clean with a broom! 
Hey... I'm here for you Yellow!
| | 5/16/2008 8:41:48 PM | Create a limerick! | |
yellowroom
Grand Island, NE
age: 47
| Thanks Sax!! 
| | 5/16/2008 8:49:16 PM | Create a limerick! | |
saxpistols
Bryan, TX
age: 45
| A beauty from the state Nebraka,
Said, "fella, I wanted to ask ya...
Do you think you're enough,
For a woman who's tough?"
And I answered, "Aybabebaskaska..." 
| | 5/17/2008 12:22:43 AM | Create a limerick! | |
flowergirl62
South Australia
Australia
age: 46
| There was a nice man called sax,
Who lived life to the max,
When they said hey slow down,
He started to frown,
And became all tired and lax.
| | 5/17/2008 12:23:44 AM | Create a limerick! | |
shykittycat
Pickering, ON
age: 42
| LOL... Aww... that was nice.
Blame the red hair for the quick temper I have...
Thanks Sax.
There was a young girl called Flower,
Who for rhyming words, showed some power,
when put to the test,
she figured niceness was best,
and so others with praise, she did shower.
[Edited 5/17/2008 2:25:47 AM]
| | 5/18/2008 1:07:57 PM | Create a limerick! | | 
peltonmj
Round Rock, TX
age: 61
| There once was a man named Kat
Who did a little of this and that,
Try as he might
But he'd fuss and fight
'Cause he didn't know tit from tat
| | 5/19/2008 8:36:39 PM | Create a limerick! | |
saxpistols
Bryan, TX
age: 45
| A dear woman in black from Round Rock,
Through music was searching, found Bach,
She exclaimed with delight
"I think I just might
Tie a hair up and call it 'bound lock'!"
(OK, not my best work, but maybe I'll try again when I have more than 3 minutes) 
| | 5/19/2008 8:52:29 PM | Create a limerick! | |
smilelaugh
Fremont, NE
age: 37
| There once was a man from Bryan,
he was on the side of the road crying,
Stopped to ask him why,
said he just accidently squished a fly,
said it was big enuf for frying.
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