respect_every1
Louisville, KY
age: 36
| Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!" 
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wookiwoo
Menasha, WI
age: 70
| Very Funny!!!
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respect_every1
Louisville, KY
age: 36
| Little Johnny hears the word b*tch at school. So he goes home and asks his mom "What does b*tch mean". His mom answers "B*tch means people like you and me". Then Johnny hears the word shit. So he asks his mom what it means his mom says "Shit means food". Johnny hears f**k. Being the curious person he is he asks his mom. She says "F**k means changing clothes". Then his mom says "Johnny the presindent is comming so answer the door and tell him that the foods on the table and me and your dad are changing clothes up stairs". When the president comes Johnny says "Hi b*tch, the shits on the table and my mom and dad are f**king up stairs".
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hunter12gauge
Bellaire, OH
age: 45
|  Dad takes little Johnny to the zoo.As they walk past the elephant exhibit,Johnny noticed that one of the elephants had a hardon. Johnny said ,"dad what's that hanging between the elephant's leggs, mom said it was nothing" Johnny's dad replied."Well to her son it probably would be.  
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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1juliaper
Elk Park, NC
age: 41
| How funny!!! Julia
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