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| kinkycapitalist | Last Online: This week |
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| Location: | Atlanta Georgia |
| Zip Code: | 30303 |
| Age: | 52, Leo |
| Height: | 6 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Salt and Pepper Gray, Hazel |
| Body Type: | Athletic |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Politics: | Liberal |
| Education: | PhD |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Self-Employed |
| Drink: | Don't Drink |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, over 18 |
| Want More: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
 ***WARNING! WARNING!*** (NOT FOR HUMOR CHALLENGED)
About me.
Hmmm. Well, it’s always about ME , and it damn well should be. LOL After all it is MY profile and not yours. My biography reveals versatility, a multitude of adventures, experiences, accomplishments and mistakes. In other words, as my late father would say, “my multitude of talents are the signs of a misspent youth!”
I have been a criminal lawyer , sold used cars and run for high political office. If I am not, by definition, the most untrustworthy and disreputable of characters (the kind your mother should have warned you about, along with running with scissors and wearing clean underwear), your past is much to sordid for the likes of me. Of course I am attracted to sordid, but I digress.
I have more degrees then a rectal thermometer yet am delightfully down-to-earth (or am I just dirty, I always get them confused  ). I am a straight guy who loves Broadway theater, am a Hell of a good dancer and cooks like Emeril (Emeril Goldfarb).
I spent 2 1/5 years sailing the Caribbean and other wet spots (sailing is the ultimate in sleeping on the wet spot) and enjoys annual trips to Europe. I am maturely immature which means an old guy who acts childish. 
I love everything about a woman from the looks to the taste, from the smell to the sound (yeah, even her talking), her moods to her feel. I have been known to be driving down the road and stop the car, crank up the radio and grab her to dance to an oldie but goodie on the sidewalk. I have no problem with public displays of affection and lust and have been known to get fresh, in the kitchen, while she was being domestic (in front of God, friends and offspring). I even discovered the 103rd sexual position (man on top, in bed).
I would love to find a younger (young enough) gal who wants kids as I love kids , yours, mine ours, theirs) and at the same time am self-centered enough to want an older gal who doesn’t want kids as those little “buggars” do take you & play-time away from ME, the only one that matters (just kidding).
I am equally comfortable and attracted to career oriented over-achievers and bon-bon eating princesses . Height, hair color, (on head, not back. palms or chest), present family circumstances and aged are not of importance, so long as I have fun with you and walk around like a tent just thinking of you . If for some bizarre and inexplicable reason you get wet and wild seeing or thinking of me, even better. I need all the help I can get.
I am one of those rare guys who likes shapely legs, big bosoms, narrow waists, flat tummies and butts smaller then mine  . Go figure! I like short skirts and plunging necklines. Weird, I know. All those things can be bought, leased or resurrected but as that classic philosopher, Ron White once said, “you can’t fix STUPID!” (or mean, dour, or humorless)
I was born to poor but proud parents. This was a condition that would soon change, for while they remained poor, they obviously could no longer remain proud. 
I am looking for a long-term, intensely erotic, moderately expensive, occasionally meaningful relationship or afternoon tryst. I prefer a woman with long hair down her back, instead of on her back, legs that start at the floor and then make an a** of themselves and an IQ bigger then her shoe size.
In other words a gal who is fun, likes to have fun and "ain't" too bad in the back seat of a jalopy. Chemistry is important and so is biology and long-division.
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| Personality Type: | Outgoing |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 25 to 52 to date |
| I Party: | Not very often |
Interests:
I Like: | belly-rubbing dancing, groping, heavy petting, swaping spit, travel, worshiping me |
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