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| richard1717a | Last Online: This week |
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| Location: | Lanham Maryland |
| Zip Code: | 20706 |
| Age: | 72, Capricorn |
| Height: | 5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Bald, Green |
| Body Type: | Athletic |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Didn't Say |
| Politics: | Moderate |
| Education: | Master's Degree |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Computers, Software |
| Drink: | Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Married |
| Have Kids: | Yes, not living with me |
| Want More: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
I am a computer consultant.
I live in Philadelphia with my wife, and work during the week in Lanham, Md.
I would like to meet new friends and exchange emails. I am not interested in romance or dating.
I am looking for ways to occupy my spare time and capitalize on the positive attributes of the D.C. area. Being new to the D.C. area I would appreciate advice about cultural, recreational, and entertainment opportunities.
I like to write humorous vignettes for my own entertainment, and get extra satisfaction when they make someone else smile. Here is more about myself.
I am a good-looking hunk of manhood who is looking for my soulmate. I have 51 years of adult life experience, preceded by 21 year of juvenile experience.
I like to workout every day, but unfortunately I just don’t have the time or energy to do it. Besides, workouts tend to aggravate my existing tendency to sweat profusely.
I am a multi-talented individual. I like to cook for my lady. My specialty is peanut butter on white bread. You will be pleased to know that I can “cook“ in other rooms as well. Coincidently, my bedroom specialty also involves peanut butter.
You will be happy to know that, while not handsome in human terms, I am not exactly the ugliest guy in the world (although I did place second in the regional “Mr. Dweeb” contest).
I do not indulge in the repulsive habit of smoking. My personal preference is snuff. Unfortunately, I lost some of my drool control when I lost my front teeth in a bar room fight over my gambling losses.
The two attributes that I most admire in a woman are a job and a car.
I will be happy to find innovative ways to help you dispose of your surplus income. I will be very careful with your car because if I am stopped again for driving without a license, they will put me back into alcohol rehab.
It is true that I am currently married, but the marriage is a sham because of that damn restraining order.
So if you look past the baldness, the rugged looks, the age, the overweight, the denture deficiency, the marriage, the profuse sweating, the alcoholism, and the lack of employment you will find that I am a unique catch.
Unfortunately, because of an accounting mistake that I recently made, if we are to meet within the next 5 to 7 years, it must be at my place of residence. We can become cell-mates first, leading to soul-mates later.
Please contact me soon, but it is best that you wait a few days until my nasty rash goes away.
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| Personality Type: | Strong Silent Type |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 56 to 70 to date |
| I Party: | Didn't Say |
Interests:
I Like: | Computer, computers, Conversation, humorous |
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