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| joytoy2c | Last Online: Today |
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| Location: | Biloxi Mississippi |
| Zip Code: | 39531 |
| Age: | 39, Sagittarius |
| Height: | 6 ft. 1 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Dark Brown, Green |
| Body Type: | Average |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Politics: | Very Liberal |
| Education: | Some College |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Hospitality/Tourism |
| Drink: | Drink Socially |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | No |
| Want Kids: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
OK... my name is Darren like on the TV show Bewitched, I am 39 y/o, never married and no kids...(wow how did that happen?) I have a 22 y/o Dachshund so you must love animals (but not be in love with one) if we are to even chat.
I own my own home, two cars (one granny car and one for Sat Nights). I have no drama in my life and I love to travel, go to the beach, working out in the gym, relaxing evenings watching Penn & Teller or Taxi Cab Confessions (yes that is a real reality show), comedy clubs, shopping, or to going to the club and partying like a rock star on occasion! (Hopefully without going to jail) Wait! How can I do that? I have to be at work on Monday morning!
Basically I can enjoy most anything with good company. I also love to have friends over for BBQ parties where we sit around talking, toss back a few beers and play cards.
Anyway...I feel I am one of the few people out there who knows what they like and how they like it, but, at the same time I am very open to suggestion without imposing any expectations or judgements. I do not try to control anyone, make them adhere to my views, or judge them for their past. (That's right!)
I feel that there has to be a mental and physical connection for things to work between two people...so please have a pic...it's only fair...I have one. Don't be scared of who you are, everyone likes something different, there is no normal just be you! (Now that we have that out of the way...)
My friends describe my personality as loyal with a very twisted sense of humor. I can laugh about most anything and do.
Ok...I am neat freak and like to keep my house clean (but don't think that I am anal and follow behind you with a broom or mini-vacuum). I am Politically Incorrect (at times.. ok most of the time), self indulgent, and would do anything for friends if they ask. I believe that communication and honesty are two things that I will not do without no matter how cute you are. Did I just say that? Damn! I am deep and yes I mean it!
Turn Off's: People who are cruel to animals, prudish self righteous people who love to impose their views on everyone, rap music (ewwww), gold teeth or a diamond "grill", people who litter in my car, body odor (especially 10 minutes after you get out of the shower), granny-panties (like the ones that look like a big parachute), and of course…cashier's that expect me to swipe my own credit card...This will never happen I tell you !!! ...and of course a girl with a home grown "Tumbleweed". You may have to think about that one. Please, if you have one... "ewwww" do something it is not the 70's anymore!
Turn On's:
Intelligence, Adventurous, Spontaneous, European Mentality, Quick Witted, Open minded, a little sarcastic and maybe even aggressive, playful, Down to Earth, and someone who is just so damn cool to be around. Someone who knows what you are thinking and takes part without having to be asked.
Physical: Here we go...the gooooood parts! Pony Tails (with action.. you know the swish as you walk), Business Suits (the ones with the skirts), Cute Tattoo or Piercing, Cute Feet and Nice Legs, Animated Facial Expressions are really sexy and fun to watch, and Dimples really catch my eye especially if they are attached to someone with a great personality.
Do NOT mail me if....
You wear $2 perfume that is 50% off from the dollar store, buy ALL of your clothes at Yard Sales, if you are able to scare an alley cat off a tuna truck, have more dimples in your rear than a golf ball has, cannot control your bladder (and I mean this one...), have a flat head and lips like a catfish, and especially do not mail me if you use to be a guy or in the process of changing, are a hermaphrodite (really ewwwww) or have been mistaken as a guy (butches included)!
Sorry but that is my choice!!!
You can mail me if you are cute, love to laugh, have a twisted and open sense of humor, love convertibles, animals (not literally), margaritas and Daiquiris (not at the same time though because I don't want you getting sick in the car), if you like Traveling, Mardi Gras (flashing is optional), Steaks at Ruth's Chris, home improvement, or even mooning someone! Let's see where the conversation takes us! What are you waiting for? Another Jerk? Bum? Dullard? Creep? or Brad Pitt? At least at the end of an evening with me you will not be saying, "It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now!"
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| Personality Type: | Outgoing |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 23 to 52 to date |
| I Party: | Couple times a month |
Interests:
I Like: | Animals, Beach, Comedy Clubs, Concerts, Convertibles, Festivals, Gardening, Home Improvement, Mardi Gras, Margaritas, Seafood, Steaks at Ruths Chris, Traveling Twisted Humor, Working Out |
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