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| sosideatl | Last Online: Last week |
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| Location: | Mcdonough Georgia |
| Zip Code: | 30252 |
| Age: | 42, Taurus |
| Height: | 5 ft. 9 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Salt and Pepper Gray, Hazel |
| Body Type: | Average |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Christian |
| Politics: | Conservative |
| Education: | Some College |
| Income: | $50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: | Other |
| Drink: | Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | No |
| Want Kids: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking.
In the words of Fred Flintstone "Loosen that bone Wilma !". Really, what are we going to learn about each other from these profiles? If you like what you see email me and lets talk. Craig
Craig
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| Personality Type: | Outgoing |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 35 to 45 to date |
| I Party: | Not very often |
| Interests: | Didn't Say |
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