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| Location: | Killeen Texas |
| Zip Code: | 76544 |
| Age: | 59, Capricorn |
| Height: | 5 ft. 11 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Salt and Pepper Gray, Brown |
| Body Type: | Average |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Christian |
| Politics: | Very Liberal |
| Education: | Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: | $75,000 - $125,000 |
| Job: | Other |
| Drink: | Don't Drink |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Divorced |
| Have Kids: | No |
| Want Kids: | No |
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| Personality |
WELL, MY LIST OF WHAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR GAVE ME ZERO RESULTS. NOW, I HATE WALKS ON THE BEACH, NO ONE WANTS TO HOLD MY HAND, BECAUSE ITS OLD AND WRINKLED. I DON'T CARE IF I AM WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, (THATS CALLED A HEART ATTACK),,ONE OF THOSE THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO STAY AWAY FROM.
OK, FOLKS, WHEN YOU ARE OVER 50, YOU COUNT LIFE IN SECONDS, NOT MINUTES. MOST FOLKS WILL DIE BEFORE THEY FIND THE "PERFECT MATE", THIS MAY BE BAD NEW TO SOME, BUT, THERE ARE NO "HAND HOLDING, LOVE THE BEACH, MOONLIGHT DINNER, FLOWER GIVING, "SOUL MATES". (READ BELOW FOR EXPLANATION).
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING AT THIS POINT IS "GOOD HEALTH INSURANCE", AND SOMEONE WHO HAS THE MONEY TO LIVE A COMFORTABLE LIFE, AND THAT YOU TWO HAVE SOME THINGS IN COMMON. SO PLEASE, WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE ALL THE SANE WOMEN.????
I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF OF MY ROOF WITH A SHEET FOR A PARACHUTE, JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS 8.....MAYBE THAT IS WHAT FUN IS WHEN YOU ARE OVER 55 AND SEE PAGES OF WOMEN WHO WANT A LAUNDRY LIST OF S___. 
Look, I'm retired, financially secure, funny, laid
back, I just don't know why this is so hardddddddddddd. Read below, and try to help me figure it out. Life is hard enough, without all of the BS. I am like a smart turtle, I think, and my mind processes it slow, I hate making mistakes. But, I am loyal, and my nose is cold.
I AM 59, AND TAKE LIFE SLOWWWWWWWWWW, HOME BODY, RELAXED, TRAVEL, I WORKED HARD, AND NOW ITS PAYING OFF. I DO NOT HAVE A LIST OF DO'S AND DON'TS. JUST TWO EYES AND TWO EARS. PRETTY SIMPLE...HUH?
NOW......THE NARRATIVE BELOW IS BASED ON REAL QUALIFICATIONS THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR........ITS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS CRAZY! EVERYONE ON THIS SITE, WANTS A MAN OR WOMAN WHO IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
1. NO SMOKERS, OR MAYBE ALITTLE.
2. NO DRINKING, WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE.
3. NO BALD MEN, ONLY BALD WITH MONEY
4. NO MEN WITH HAIR NO MEN WITH TOO MUCH HAIR. NO TATTOO'S. WELL MAY TOTAL BODY TATTOO'S WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD??
5. NO BROKE MEN, NO MEN THAT TALK ABOUT MONEY, ONLY MEN WITH MONEY, MONEY IS NOT IMPORTANT, WELL MAYBE IT IS TO EAT...YA KNOW.
6. NO MEN WITH TOOOOO MUCH MONEY, THEY ARE SHALLOW....AND SELF CENTERED. OR MAYBE I CAN REBUILD THEM.
7. I WANT BEACH WALKS, BUT I HATE THE SAND BETWEEN MY TOES. I WANT TO CAMP. CAMPING SUCKS. FAMILY IS EVERYTHING, WELL, ON SECOND THOUGHT, MY KIDS ARE A PAIN IN THE BUTT. AND MOOCHES.
8. FLOWERS, BUT ONLY THE ONES THAT DON'T MAKE ME SNEEZE. OH, I HATE FLOWERS, I LOVE NATURE.
9. SPACE, BUT NOT TOO MUCH, NOOOOO, TOO MUCH SPACE MEANS YOU DON'T CARE. BUT, DON'T SMOTHER ME.....
10. I HATE MEN, THERE PIGS, BUT I'M LONELY, I HAVE DOG, BUT IT CAN'T TALK BACK TO ME, SO I WILL TOLERATE A MAN. OR MAYBE NOT. MAYBE A DOG IS BEST, I CAN NAG AT HIM, AND HE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK!!!!
11. I WANT TO FIND A MAN, BUT I WANT A LIST OF ELIGIBLE ONES FIRST. BUT THEY ARE ALL BROKE, AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BE THERE MOTHER. OH, NO, HE UGLY, HE STINKS, HE HAS NO HEALTH INSURANCE. HE/SHE LOOKS LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND/WIFE.
12. I WANT SOMEONE NEAT, BECAUSE I AM ANAL
13. I WANT SOMEONE SLOPPY, I MIGHT BE ALITTLE LAZY, SO HE NEEDS TO PICK UP THE SLACK. I LIVE ON A SCHEDULE......HE NEEDS TO BE ON ONE TOO, BUT NOT TOOOOOOOO MUCH, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ENJOY LIFE THAT WAY........BUT, I LOVE SCHEDULES.
14. I AM BROKE, I WANT A MAN WITH MONEY, BUT, NOT A HARD WORKING MAN, JUST A SUGAR DADDY.
15. I AM INDEPENDENT, I MAY OR MAY NOT NEED A MAN. I WILL LET YOU KNOW. AFTER CHURCH.
16. MEN SUCK, BUT I WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD MY HAND. OK-GET A MALE BLOW UP DOLL.
17. I WAS MARRIED, SO I HAVE NEW RULES FOR ANY MAN I MEET.
18. I HAVE A LIST OF STUFF THAT ANY MAN HAS TO MEET IN ORDER TO TALK TO ME.
19. NO MAN FAT, NO MAN SKINNY, NO MAN WHO HAS AN OPINION DIFFERENT THAN MINE.
20. WELL, AS YOU GET OLDER-LADIES-GENTLEMEN-YOU GET SET IN YOUR WAYS, THEN YOU BECOME LONELY, BUT YOUR STILL SET IN YOUR WAYS..........AND ONLY WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHO MEETS EVERY THING ON YOUR LIST. AND IS SET IN THERE WAYS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
21. JUST REMEMBER WE ARE ALL DYING, SO ACT ACCORDINGLY.
22. AND CHILDREN ARE GODS WAY OF MAKING DEATH NOT SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!
23. I WANT A DEEPLY RELIGIOUS MAN, BUT ONLY IN MY RELIGION. OR, MAYBE JUST A MAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SPIRITUAL BEING. NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, GOD LIVES IN THE MOUNTAINS. SO, LETS TO THERE, NO WE CAN'T DO THAT, NO HD TV.
THIS IS JUST NUTS.
I HAVE READ ONE PROFILE AFTER ANOTHER THAT IS SOMEONE WHO IS NOT WILLING TO GET TO KNOW ANYONE, UNLESS THEY MEET A LIST OF DO'S AND DON'T. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE, PEOPLE ARE CRAZY IN LIVING THERE LIFE AS THEY GET OLDER.
IT MIGHT BE BETTER TO JUST FIND SOMEONE AS A SEX BUDDY. WITH NO STRINGS. THAT WOULD GET RID OF ALL OF THOSE LISTS. MAYBE. OR MAYBE NOT.
RELATIONSHIPS AS YOU GET OLDER SEEM TO GET HARDER. DAMN, IS IT ME???? AM I CERTIFIABLE? IF SO CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A GOOD MENTAL FACILITY??
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| Personality Type: | Strong Silent Type |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 32 to 65 to date |
| I Party: | Not very often |
Interests:
I Like: | (Math Sucks), growing old and not minding, Hyatt, Intelligent conversation, Laid back at home, laying on butt, Love, No Camping, Reading, Resorts, Respecting others opinions, Rock and Roll, Sex, Traveling, Writing. NOT DRIVEN CRAZY. |
| My Groups: | Texas Chat |
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