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| Location: | Carlsbad California |
| Zip Code: | 92008 |
| Age: | 33, Taurus |
| Height: | 5 ft. 7 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body Type: | Athletic |
| Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern |
| Religion: | Not Religious |
| Politics: | Not quite sure |
| Education: | Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: | $75,000 - $125,000 |
| Job: | Real Estate |
| Drink: | Drink Socially |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | No |
| Want Kids: | Not Sure |
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| Personality |
I am a dynamic figure. Often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, O once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Cubs, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured South America with a traveling Centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby D*ck, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
"My profile is an example of the extent of my imagination and even though I might not have done every single one of these events, in my mind I'm capable of all of it and more. I'm really just looking for a fun, happy, exciting person to hang out with, have good food, fun in my music studio, maybe watch a dvd and see where it goes. P.S. I'm an excellent cook and know how to cater and serve well. Some say my place is addicting to come back to, I'll let you be the judge and jury. Call me at seven six zero eight four five six five three two, Josh.
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| Personality Type: | Strong Silent Type |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 18 to 45 to date |
| I Party: | Every night |
Interests:
I Like: | cooking and music, happy, laughing, love, piano, traveling |
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