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| Location: | Beebe Arkansas |
| Zip Code: | 72012 |
| Age: | 46, Aquarius |
| Height: | 5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Blonde, Hazel |
| Body Type: | Slender |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Didn't Say |
| Politics: | Liberal |
| Education: | Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: | $50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: | Healthcare |
| Drink: | Don't Drink |
| Smoke: | Didn't Say |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, over 18 |
| Want More: | No |
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There might b bugs on some of u mugs but there aint no bugs on me!!!
hi yall, again! a lot has happened to me this last month and since yall like hearin about my misfortune,thought id share again! i found out last week that a full body cavity search isnt so bad if u just relax.and u better cough or bear down as hard as u can or trust me, thye will come a lookin! i look forward to goin to my gynecologist next week, seems thats the only way i can get any!guys, dont get ur rogaine and viagra mixed up cuz ur hair will never lay down if u do.i was playin my fiddle last night at the bbq around the campofire and all my freinds said i sound just ike that american idol guy, william fung or hung, or whatever his name is. i figure i must b pretty good cuz he was on tv and all even has his own cd i think. and i know my freinds dont lie to me so i must be goooooood! i went back to court which is rapidly becoming my second home because i had written some bad checks,while i was there i askled the judge if it was illegal to put a tag on ur car that was from another car so u dont get pulled over and he told me it was a crime, so when i asked him for a screwdriver you know what he did? he locked me up. i have got to learn to take this damn ankle bracelet off they gave me and any of you guys who can help me with that, i will personally take you to my farm and cook you some of that good ol possum i fouinded on rd last week. hes just startin to ripen so i figure a stew would probably b a good meal.i also learned this week that a salad fork is good for one thing, scratchin thiose hemmoroids!! i know seems strange comin from me, but i swear it works. ill show ya ifn u want to c it sometime.what kind of lubricants do yall like on ur burgers? i like all of em, but some people say i shouldnt call them lubricants,,,,,,does that make sense to any of ya? doesnt make sense to me, hell it lubes up that burger and as most of yall know, when u aint got no teeth, lubricants r a lifesaver. im still waiting on my 2 front teeth to finish turnin black so i can go try to get that job at waffle house again,since they told me i had too many teeth, and that the ones i had were in too good a shape, i thought id retry for the job when these 2 last ones turn black, and hey, i wont run up a dental bil ifn u marry me cuz they dont hurt once they get to a certain stage!!!
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| Personality Type: | Very Outgoing |
| Want To Find: | A man ages 35 to 50 to date |
| I Party: | Not very often |
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I Like: | cowboys, cowboys!!! |
| My Groups: | 40's Arkansas Chat Texas Chat |
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