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| trapmaster | Last Online: Last week |
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| Location: | Red Bluff California |
| Zip Code: | 96080 |
| Age: | 58, Sagittarius |
| Height: | 5 ft. 9 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Dark Brown, Other |
| Body Type: | A few extra pounds |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Didn't Say |
| Politics: | Didn't Say |
| Education: | Some College |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Self-Employed |
| Drink: | Drink Socially |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, over 18 |
| Want More: | No |
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| Personality |
I live in the country and like the peace and quite that goes with. I like to hear the coyotes howling up some far away canyon on a cool fall night. I like to hear old man owl a hooting for a lost soul mate as the stars slip across the night sky. I enjoy watching the sun set behind the western mountains only to see reappear with a crimson sky of the mornings first light. However I do miss the smell of a woman. For it takes a woman to make a house a home. I am looking for my soul mate, a friend, a fishing buddy and a lover.
I am self employed and I stay at home. I don’t go to bars and I don’t like crowds. If’en ya like to party then please pass this old trapper by.
What I am looking for in my date, soul mate and lover? …Well I really don’t have a clue… But I guess I’ll know her when we meet and chat for a spell and I can look into her eyes, the windows to her soul… It would be nice if she had taken a bath recently and wore at least some kind of shoes or boots with out holes in the sole or toes sticking out of the sides. Socks would be a plus. If she can skin wild hog so much the better, but if not we can teach. She needs not to know how to make leather from animal skins as I have gone to store bought clothes now. They smell better, are softer and wash up better then a coyote or raccoon skins. Please no tobacco chewers as I have never met a woman yet that could hit what she was a spitting at and it do make a big muddy mess on the kitchen dirt floor. How she should not worry as I do have running water in the creek next to the house for at least 6 mounts out of the year. There are several nice large rocks to do the laundry on with a nice view. And new this year the out-house has been moved inside the main house so ya don’t get wet during a winter storms and no more dumping of the bed pans. Now after ya have read this and ya still thinking “Well maybe he’s still trainable and he might just clean up a little” well then you’re my kind of gal. So quit wasting my time and yours and contact me ASAP……By now you ether have a smile on your face or I just got deleted. And please girls have a picture of yourself… I don’t want to get all excited and thinking that I have met my soul mate and get all hot and sweaty just to find out that your real name is Bubba and ya got tattoos up the wazoos. Now with all that has been written and the joking aside I must say as I have met a lot of great gals on these fancy web dating sites. However when they find out that I am a Trapmaker they have dropped me like the plague. Yep I make live traps for Ground Squirrels that do crop damage, cause levee erosion, and carry infectious disease. They are kinda like rats that live in the ground with fleas. I also make live traps for wild hog, lions and bears…. This is my way of life and this is me. What U C is what U get. The Trapmaker
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| Personality Type: | Strong Silent Type |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 47 to 52 to date |
| I Party: | Not very often |
Interests:
I Like: | country, Fishing, mountains, peace & quite |
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