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| Location: | Pearland Texas |
| Zip Code: | 77584 |
| Age: | 48, Sagittarius |
| Height: | 6 ft. 2 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Dark Brown, Blue |
| Body Type: | Slender |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Not Religious |
| Politics: | Liberal |
| Education: | Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Transportation/Warehousing |
| Drink: | Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, not living with me |
| Want More: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
Thanks for dropping by. Comfy? This may take a little while...
Back in the day, I had a plan. Plan A was to win the lottery, then it would be bass fishing in the morning, golf in the afternoon, and softball at night. (Any resemblance to Steve Martin’s bit on “How to Be a Millionaire and Not Pay Taxes” is purely coincidental.) But my plan was flawed.
Then I met TOWNSNBS (The One Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken). And she seduced me with the pleasures of the flesh. Which was very nice of her and a whole lotta fun. So together, we came up with Plan B: live together, get married, have a kid, buy a bigger house...you know the deal. But this plan also had flaws.
After two years in the making, the divorce was finalized last December. All of a sudden, I had two new possessions: an ex-wife and a child support payment due on the first of every month. And lots of time to work on Plan C……
Here’s a little about me along with some random thoughts...I am a late bloomer: married at 38, college graduate at 39, daddy at 40, divorced at 47.
I am an early riser: my workday is from 6am to 4pm and I have every other Friday off.
My daughter is what is most important to me now, so I’m sure you’ll understand when I tell you that doing right by her means doing right by TOWNSNBS. I took on a lot of debt since I was the major income earner, so my favorite song for a while will be “Low Budget” by the Kinks. (Luckily my Catholic upbringing has prepared me for short-term sacrifice in exchange for long-term benefit.)
I "get" male-bashing humor. Say...was that you wearing the "Diamonds are forever. Boyfriends aren't." t-shirt at Wal-Mart the other day?
Best woman's headline I have seen so far: WooHoo! Online shopping for men!
Second Place: So many idiots, so little time.
Honorable Mention: We can say we met at Starbucks!
(My take on the last one is that if you're a Democrat, we can say that we met through a mutual friend. After all, Al Gore invented the internet, right?)
I don’t consider myself a chef, but I make a mean spaghetti pie and my chocolate yummy is to die for. And when was the last time you had Tater-Tot casserole? Well, that's too long!
Accomplishments: I woke up one morning and realized that I had developed a bad case of dunlop disease. So I went on the South Beach Diet, lost about 25 pounds 5 years ago and have kept most of them off ever since. But staying away from ice cream remains a problem. I finally got my 10-gallon mug over at the Blood Center. Wanna go bleed with me sometime?
My musical interests lean toward 80’s heavy metal (KISS, Aerosmith, AC/DC), but I also like storytellers such as Bruce Springsteen. One of my all-time favorites is sung by David Allen Coe. The last concert I went to was the Flatlanders. I saw Lyle Lovett at the Woodlands a few years ago and had a great time.
Pop quiz: Drugs, Sex, Rock 'n Roll. Guess which two I didn’t do in high school? Right! The same two I’m not doing now! Look, I’m not interested in a quick roll in the hay. But if one person’s junk is another one’s treasure, can’t one woman’s frog be another woman’s prince? If so, be gentle when you throw me back, cuz pencil-neck geeks need love too!
Can you see that I’m having WAY too much fun with this? Who needs therapy when I can spill my guts for free!
About you: I hope that you can tell from what I have posted above that I have a need to laugh (mainly at myself...but you’re next!). The partner I am looking for will joyfully assist me in the laughter department and accept me for who I am (faults and all). She will be a non-smoker (I stopped 8 years ago plus I had to put my mom in the ground way before her time because of those things). She will also be smart enough to know that she has the power to make me want to change, yet be judicious and gentle when she chooses to use that power.
A good first date would be anything/anywhere you would feel safe and I could speak two or three semi-intelligent sentences in a row without crashing and burning. [As I am new to this, I would be most appreciative if you would respond to the inevitable faux pas (cyber or real) with a tap on my shoulder as opposed to a whack upside my head, no matter how richly deserved.]
If you made it all the way through, thanks for taking the time to read my profile. Feel free to stop by and say, "Hi."
Best wishes to you on your journey!
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| Personality Type: | Shy |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 38 to 58 to date |
| I Party: | Didn't Say |
Interests:
I Like: | Fishing, laughter |
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