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| Location: | Highland California |
| Zip Code: | 92346 |
| Age: | 49, Libra |
| Height: | 5 ft. 7 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body Type: | Slender |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Other |
| Politics: | Didn't Say |
| Education: | Some College |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Self-Employed |
| Drink: | Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: | Smoke Occasionally |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, over 18 |
| Want More: | No |
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| Personality |
I am outgoing, looking for someone to talk to and get to know. I like to go out yet staying home is good too. I like tattoos , rock music, live bands, concerts My favorite band is Tool, but like NIN, Korn, anything you can bang your head to and rock out.  I also have a soft spot for musicians and long hair..call it a weakness I don't know. 
THIS.......is FUNNY!! And meant as a joke...so have a good time and laugh
1.Do you agree to undergo a background check and mental health evaluation so I can make sure you?re not completely psycho before I date you?
__Yes
__No
2.Do you agree to pay a $100 deposit up front, which will be returned only if you end the relationship with an honest explanation, and not with vague and meaningless phrases like ?It?s not you, it?s me? or ?I?m going through a rough time right now??
__Yes
__No
3. I have a lot of guy friends. Are you going to get all jealous about that?
__Yes
__No
__I don?t know (same as ?yes?)
4. I work...a lot. And drink...a lot. It's not going to change. Do you have a problem with that?
__Yes
__No
__I don't know (same as 'yes')
5. If you cheat on me, like 50% of the guys I?ve dated, you will be dumped immediately and forevermore referred to as ?that lousy douchebag a**hole? and/or ?The Creature?.
Do you think this is fair?
__Yes
__No (same as ?I?m a lousy douchebag a**hole?)
6.Have you ever read a book outside of school?
__Yes, I?m intelligent
__No, I?m dumb
7.Do you realize my definition of ?books? does not include picture books, pop-up books, Cliff?s Notes, or nudey magazines?
__Yes
__No
8.Are you a douche?
__Yes
__No
9. No, really. I mean it. Are you a douche?
__Yes
__No
10. I don?t like to date needy people. Do you have a need to call me and talk to me for hours on end every day while I?m busy?
__Yes, I?m needy
__No, ten minutes will do
__No, I am a hardass and don?t need it at all!
11.Are you going to include me in your life and not ignore me around friends, family, and co-workers?
__I will include you
__I?m a jerk
__I don?t know (same as ?I?m a jerk?)
12.Do you want me to hold your hand all night long and show you around town like a little incapable puppy?
__Yes, I like to be coddled.
__No, I have my own life and friends.
__I don?t know (same as ?Coddle me?)
13. My breasts aren?t incredibly huge.
Is that okay?
__Yes
__No
14.Do you understand that just because I?m out a lot doesn?t mean I don?t love you, it just means I am doing my job?
__Yes
__No, I like to jump to ridiculous conclusions.
15. I like massages, especially ones that last longer than five minutes.
Do you like giving longer than five minute massages?
__Yes, I am your dream man.
__No
16.Do you consider meeting me at the bar for drinks a date?
__Yes, I completely lack creativity
__No
17.Do you work in a bar?
__Yes, so this probably won?t work out anyway.
__No
18.I can't stand people who aren't upfront, do you agree??
__Yes
__No, I'm a p*ssy
19.Do you frequently puke, pass out, or break things while in public?
__Yes, I cannot handle my liquor and will most likely embarrass you.
__No
20.f we go out, do I have to support and pay for you and your loser friends??
__Yes, Cause I don't have a job
__No, Cause I'm a real man
This was funny and only a joke so have a since of humor and laugh already!
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| Personality Type: | Outgoing |
| Want To Find: | A man ages 40 to 49 to date |
| I Party: | Couple times a month |
Interests:
I Like: | camping
nature
tattoos, mountains, music, partying |
| My Posts: | view all of my forum posts (2) |
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