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| daves_world | Last Online: Today |
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| Location: | Louisville Kentucky |
| Zip Code: | 40291 |
| Age: | 48, Taurus |
| Height: | 5 ft. 9 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Gray, Blue |
| Body Type: | Athletic |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Didn't Say |
| Politics: | Didn't Say |
| Education: | Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Information Technology |
| Drink: | Drink Socially |
| Smoke: | Smoke Occasionally |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, not living with me |
| Want More: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
Like most people, Dave was born. He attended school sometime later, fueled by the rare combination of intense ADD, and an insatiable thirst for adventure. After fleeing his home country of Kentuckistan, he attended college at the University of Alabama, where he spent a great deal of time attempting to learn the language. After a much publicized incident involving former governor George Wallace, a rope, shoe polish, and a waitress with tourette's syndrome, he returned to his worn-torn homeland, led the rebellion to victory, and enrolled in the Louisville School of Art.
After 2 years of art school, Dave enlisted in the Air Force, where he served on the planet of Dagobah, where he learned the ways of the force. After an honorable discharge, Dave returned home, yet again, where he worked, married, had children and won the Nobel Peace Prize.
The 1990s and early 2000's were a slow, peaceful time for Senator Dave, marked only several severe bouts of divorce, all the while still maintaining a fabulous height of 5'9". More recently, he's appeared in his Tony award winning one-man show (est.)" Dave His Life, Times and Current Problems", and was elected Pope.
Pope Dave lives in a secure, undisclosed location and has 2 sons, (16) and (12), both of whom share his abnormal imagination.
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| Personality Type: | Strong Silent Type |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 35 to 54 to date |
| I Party: | Didn't Say |
Interests:
I Like: | adventure, college, country, peace, school |
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