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| Location: | Montgomery Alabama |
| Zip Code: | 36106 |
| Age: | 26, Taurus |
| Height: | 4 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Light Brown, Blue |
| Body Type: | Athletic |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Didn't Say |
| Politics: | Didn't Say |
| Education: | Master's Degree |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Entertainment and Media |
| Drink: | Drink Socially |
| Smoke: | Don't Smoke |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | No |
| Want Kids: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
A guy walks into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks if he wants a pack of three, nine or 12. "I've been seeing this really hot girl for a while, and I think tonight's the night. If dinner with her parents goes well later, I'm in," he says. "Just the three for now, then?" the pharmacist asks. The guy laughs and claps the pharmacist on the shoulder. "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
That evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He offers to give the blessing, and it goes on. And on. And on. The girl leans over and whispers, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her. "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
Sure, I'm using an old joke, but tell me this isn't already the most interesting profile you've read. And we haven't even gotten to the good part yet: me!
I have an air hockey table. I exercise six days a week. I just moved to Montgomery. I play guitar (badly). I love my job. My apartment has a fireplace. I have an unhealthy obsession with Bob Dylan. I put oregano on pizza. Never married. No kids. Devastatingly charming. What else do you need to know?
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| Personality Type: | Life of the party |
| Want To Find: | A woman ages 18 to 34 to date |
| I Party: | Didn't Say |
Interests:
I Like: | Bob Dylan, exercise, guitar, hockey, laughs, pizza, play guitar, walks |
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