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| Location: | Riverside California |
| Zip Code: | 92501 |
| Age: | 47, Pisces |
| Height: | 5 ft. 7 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: | Blonde, Blue |
| Body Type: | Large |
| Ethnicity: | White |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Politics: | Moderate |
| Education: | Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: | Didn't Say |
| Job: | Other |
| Drink: | Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: | Smoke Occasionally |
| Status: | Single |
| Have Kids: | Yes, living with me |
| Want More: | Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
Proudly scaring the hell out of men since 1978.
If one isn't slightly pessimistic, one just isn't paying attention.
Please do not send me a note that says something trite, or yet worse, crass. I will give you examples so you will know what to avoid:
"Hi, my name is _____ and I think you are real sexy. Want to chat sometime? P.S. Nice tits."
"Ur profiel lokos real kewl, we knead to tawk."
"U r hot"
"Do u liek Nascar?"
"Do you like younger guys?"
"MILF!"
"are you 420 friendly?"
Note, these are actually copied from messages I have gotten. Names were omitted to protect the perverse and illiterate. I hope these are helpful to you.
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How you express yourself says a lot about you as a person. Communication is the tool that we use to get through any relationship, regardless of what sort of relationship it is. Spelling, correct grammar and good manners mean a lot to me. Use both of them with flair and you cannot fail anywhere in life. This being said, I am always available for proofreading services should you need them and am very obliging. I want to know who you are, not what you do.
Several people of both genders have asked about my screen name, so I shall clear that up right now. It's the nickname my kids gave me because I usually wear black and boss them around a lot. This does not mean that I carry a strap on and a whip. Well, not usually. You have to pay extra for that.
Since it is an election year, I will "out" myself as a registered Libertarian. This means I don't want to hear a bunch of either positive or negative hooey about either candidate. I am waiting for the Penn and Teller ticket, mostly because I am really looking forward to Teller's speeches.
Something that has come to my attention recently:
By all indicators, I have the worst possible taste in men. If I like you, then rest assured there is something really wrong with you. If I am hitting on you, immediately seek the help of a qualified mental health professional. I have a referral list if you need one. If I fall in love with you, then you are obviously suffering from a severe personality disorder. Well, you aren't suffering from it, but your friends and family most certainly are. You probably haven't noticed yet, so I am including this to you as one of the many services carefully wrought with intense sarcasm that I provide on a daily basis to anyone who asks.
If I should propose, just kill yourself now. Save the rest of us the time and energy. You can thank me later.
I am not crazy, well, maybe just a bit, enough to make life interesting. No presenting personality disorders, no pathological gambling, no manias, no paraphilias, no wild unpredictable mood swings. Just a few garden variety neuroses. I love to discuss politics, religion, philosophy, poetry, art, music, poking dead things with a stick, the periodic table of condiments that occasionally go bad, or anything that stimulates the mind and keeps it limber. I am comfortable in my own skin, and also enjoy wearing the flesh of other people who have truly irritated me. Oh. I did not mean to type that. Do excuse me.
I watch Food Network like it's porn.
Yes, merlot is for pansies. Merlot is what you add to bad wine to make it drinkable. Then, you have a "blend."
I am the kind of girl that loves poetry, romantic long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
I am very outgoing and always 100% honest about what I think on any subject. There will be never be any holding back. When I need to say something, I do it. If you don't want honesty, run away now. Run away fast, and hope you can outrun me and that I do not have a large stick. I ask for the same. If you are demented and twisted, with the sort of sense of humor that garners curious looks from others, well, we will likely be friends forever.
Extra brownie points for submissions in Haiku or Limerick form. As we progress, small symphonic compositions are always appreciated. Please capitalize the letters that should be. I am not a big e.e. cummings fan, truth be told.
When the tattoos creep
Past the sleeve line to knuckles,
Time to quit retail.
Cruel irony
You blog about rejection,
yet no one reads it.
Haikus are easy
yet sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."-- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn." --Phyllis Diller
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| Personality Type: | Life of the party |
| Want To Find: | A man ages 43 to 55 to date |
| I Party: | Didn't Say |
Interests:
I Like: | a cappella, Antiques, architecture, art, astronomy, chess, choir, choral music, classical music, Contemporary A Cappella, cooking, critical thinking, Dorothy Parker, fencing, fine wine, gardening, geeks, geocaching, handbags, Hefeweizen, history, horses, Iris Dement, Julie Miller, land rovers, literature, Mackesson Triple Stout, mime hunting, museums, napping, opera, philosophy, poetry, Punch, reading, scrabble, shoes, singing, sleeping, swing dancing, the blues, The Bobs, The Macallan 18, theatre, Victorian Homes, world domination |
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