Wedding Jokes and Humor

A wedding is a joyous occasion in which two singles come together in holy matrimony, to stay that way for as long as they live—or can stand one another. Weddings tend to be a somber occasion, and something has to be done to liven them up. To help with that, read on for a number of wedding related jokes and anecdotes to tickle your funny bone. Feel free to share them with others or make them a part of your wedding toast.

Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Quote by Evan Esar)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Quote by Milton Berle)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Quote by George Burns)

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Quote by Rita Rudner)

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Stewardess: I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but we left your wife behind in London.
Mr. Smith: Thank goodness! I thought I was going deaf!

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS”:
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endure-Ring

It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

I haven't spoken to my Mother-In-Law for eighteen months....I don't like to interrupt her

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage license?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Love: that delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock!

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